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 2010-03-08 2:59 PM |
 over a barrier |  Subject: Things not to put in your bum |
| 2010-03-08 3:01 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Champion  34263    Chicago | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum At least their butts won't leak. |
| 2010-03-08 3:08 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Extreme Veteran 751 | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum Think the manufacturer will get sued if there is an adverse reaction? Did the tube say...don't inject in humans? |
| 2010-03-08 3:09 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
| over a barrier | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum I'm pretty sure I would cancelled the procedure when the unlicensed "doc" showed up with a caulk gun. |
| 2010-03-08 3:11 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Elite 2791 Denver | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum |
| 2010-03-08 3:21 PM in reply to: #2714857 |
Expert 715 PA | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum i heard his business card said "do your best, caulk the rest". "spackle, putty, & paint make a woman what she aint." |
| 2010-03-08 3:44 PM in reply to: #2714857 |
| Veteran 738 | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum wavedog - 2010-03-08 4:11 PM shoulda used this.
What is that stuff? Like Viagra? Sorry, had to do it. |
| 2010-03-08 3:55 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Elite 5316 Alturas, California | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum There was a similar situation in Mexico several years ago with using a similar substance to puff up lips, etc. The stuff was injuected right into the tissue causing lots or problems. There is a reason those implants are supposed to be contianed inside sturdy bags to um withstand what it is they need to withstand without losing their shape or contents. Something else you don't want to put in your bum is Draino. The person nearly died. Edited by Baowolf 2010-03-08 3:59 PM |
| 2010-03-09 2:13 PM in reply to: #2714958 |
Regular 534 Philadelphia | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum Baowolf - 2010-03-08 4:55 PM Something else you don't want to put in your bum is Draino. The person nearly died. Did this person think they had a "clog"... ? |
| 2010-03-09 2:16 PM in reply to: #2714851 |
Extreme Veteran 614 | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum running2far - 2010-03-08 4:09 PM I'm pretty sure I would cancelled the procedure when the unlicensed "doc" showed up with a caulk gun. "Sorry I'm late, I had to stop at Home Depot for supplies...." |
| 2010-03-09 3:17 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Master 1946 Memphis, TN | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum How about a hot cinnamon toothpick? |
| 2010-03-09 3:30 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
| Iron Donkey 38643 , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum Lighter fluid? |
| 2010-03-09 3:49 PM in reply to: #2717115 |
Champion 5615 | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum cake frosting? |
| 2010-03-09 4:00 PM in reply to: #2717167 |
Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum I thought everything can go in your bum. I must have been mistaken. |
| 2010-03-09 4:19 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Champion 10550 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum One of the first days on the job for my ex (a firefighter) they got a medical call for a guy who had put a mason jar up his pewp shoot... that's right a mason jar - now, the scariest thing about the scenario is that they actually have protocol to follow for situations just like this one!  |
| 2010-03-09 4:35 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Elite 5316 Alturas, California | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum Actually the guy who wanted to be a girl was a little confused about monthly female hygiene and ... well that is all I am going to say on the topic. |
| 2010-03-09 5:01 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Expert 1461 Sarnia, Ontario | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum I have a friend who used to be a nurse at Detroit Receiving Hospital. One day this girl came in, in respiratory distress and they couldnt figure out what was wrong with her. they had to cut her open and found her lungs full of some weird substance, turns out she was a stripper and figured she could make a better living with a breast augmentation. Her boyfriend made a small incision and pumped her breasts full of silicone. All was fine until the silicone migrated to her lungs. The kicker was that after they operated on her for hours and brought in a special machine to keep her alive during the surgery at the cost of thousands to the hospital and got her 10% or so lung capacity she sued the hospital because she had a huge scar and couldnt work as a stripper anymore. He had lots of scary stories from that place. |
| 2010-03-09 5:04 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Elite 4235 Spring, TX | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum |
| 2010-03-09 5:10 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Elite 4564 Boise | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum I thought it was exit only... |
| 2010-03-09 5:14 PM in reply to: #2717310 |
Champion 6503 NOVA - Ironic for an Endurance Athlete | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum Did you just recommend against putting caulk in your bum? Anyway, when I read the title, I was thinking that you don't put Fusilli Jerry there http://andthecowgoesmoo.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/frank-costanza-meets-the-fusilli-jerry.jpg Edited by pga_mike 2010-03-09 5:16 PM |
| 2010-03-09 5:34 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
| 602 | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum I used to work at a prison that soley housed the states most dangerous and mentally ill. A big thing with them was self mutilation. I could write a book on the stuff that went up the bum...... but also down the penis. I saw a chicken bone get put down the penis and then the guy broke the bone. I was like Dayum....thats crazy. He later went and ripped his own intestines out by his bare hands. He has had so many serious infections he will lose half his body weight, then a few months later he snaps out of it and he is back to his old self again. Oh the storys. |
| 2010-03-09 9:38 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Elite 5316 Alturas, California | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum Guess you sent you those guys when they were in crisis in general population 8). You know you are in trouble when the guy in orange comes into the ER with 6 guards on him, in 4 point restraints, has a spit guard, still got a guard's gun most of the way out of a holster and they all look at me for what to do. I shrug and point south to where you work. Although there is proceedure and paperwork. Glad to not be doing that anymore, but ya the stories. The think I loved most about prisons/jails is that the guards withold the intmates meds (including major tranquilizers) as a power trip over the inmate. So.... you give the guy his meds and he drools quietly in the corner, withold the meds and he slings poop, tries to bite you and does all manner of self and other injurious behavior. Good choice....... not. |
| 2010-03-10 1:17 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Master 2477 Oceanside, California | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum I am hoping that most people would agree that it would be shorter to list things that are OK to put in their. |
| 2010-03-10 1:35 PM in reply to: #2719021 |
Pro 4292 Evanston, | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum eabeam - 2010-03-10 2:17 PM I am hoping that most people would agree that it would be shorter to list things that are OK to put in their. -suppository? -enema? /thread. |
| 2010-03-10 11:36 PM in reply to: #2714823 |
Master 2665 The Whites, New Hampshire | Subject: RE: Things not to put in your bum |
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