HOT IM USA Finishers Medals on EBAY.

I participated in a panel interview for a prospective flight nurse applicant a few months back. He Listed "Ironman Canada Finisher" on his resume, with a finish time of 9:45. The interview was going well, he said all the right stuff, etc. I was excited to talk to him about tri training and I was really hoping he'd get the job so I could have a local training partner who was obviously a stud. During the interview I couldn't resist asking him about it, and I asked what his split times were. I should have caught the clue when he didn't seem to know what a split time was. I explained what I was asking, and he gave times that added up to.......six hours and 15 minutes. I didn't ask him anything else. After the interview he went on and on about how he was a sponsored swimmer for X-Terra Racing and some other crap. He didn't get the job. But it's a running joke now that I didn't want him to work here because his world record for the Ironman would over shadow my own meager athletic accomplishments.

TH3_FRB - 2005-07-10 11:29 AM  "26.2 mile rum"

Now THAT would be one helluva race!

It appears that none of the medals actually have ribbons on them either.  Probably they came from the maker of the medals and someone lifted them.

C'mon down Max. I don't know if you'll be slower. My goal is "16:59:59 or less".