Your Worst Race Pics--bring it on!

DanielG - 2011-07-08 9:51 AM Okay, if I'm going to give you garbage I guess I'll post one. This is falling on my a$$ the day I learned the earplug for dizziness after the swim trick. I wore them for warm up and was fine. Forgot them during the race and ka-wham on my butt right before T1.

That picture, with the old lady there and how you're setup is, well, DYING FOR A FEW COMMENTS!!!  BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1stTimeTri - 2011-07-08 11:53 PM

DanielG - 2011-07-08 9:51 AM Okay, if I'm going to give you garbage I guess I'll post one. This is falling on my a$$ the day I learned the earplug for dizziness after the swim trick. I wore them for warm up and was fine. Forgot them during the race and ka-wham on my butt right before T1.

That picture, with the old lady there and how you're setup is, well, DYING FOR A FEW COMMENTS!!!  BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I have to admit, I am laughing my, uh, 'donkey' off myself Love ya Daniel and that pic is priceless, made my day ... exactly what I'm talkin' about, yo!

P.S. That bra has been washed surprisingly little ... then again, it ain't the most dryin' material around so I don't use it for long/important stuff and definitely not during races. I think I wore it for a half mary though.

DanielG - 2011-07-08 11:59 PM

1stTimeTri - 2011-07-08 10:53 AM

 

That picture, with the old lady there and how you're setup is, well, DYING FOR A FEW COMMENTS!!!  BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah, she said, "Are you okay? Do you need an EMT?" Ummm, no but I would dearly like the world to stop spinning quite so fast

She was playing all little-old-lady-concerned but she was just checking out your butt and wanted to ogle you further. The pics says it all.

TriAya - 2011-07-08 10:00 AM

DanielG - 2011-07-08 11:59 PM

1stTimeTri - 2011-07-08 10:53 AM

 

That picture, with the old lady there and how you're setup is, well, DYING FOR A FEW COMMENTS!!!  BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah, she said, "Are you okay? Do you need an EMT?" Ummm, no but I would dearly like the world to stop spinning quite so fast

She was playing all little-old-lady-concerned but she was just checking out your butt and wanted to ogle you further. The pics says it all.

Every picture tells a story and a picture is worth a 1000 words, BUT, it's what the folks here interpret and state that adds to the enjoyment.

TriAya - 2011-07-08 10:00 AM

DanielG - 2011-07-08 11:59 PM

1stTimeTri - 2011-07-08 10:53 AM

 

That picture, with the old lady there and how you're setup is, well, DYING FOR A FEW COMMENTS!!!  BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah, she said, "Are you okay? Do you need an EMT?" Ummm, no but I would dearly like the world to stop spinning quite so fast

She was playing all little-old-lady-concerned but she was just checking out your butt and wanted to ogle you further. The pics says it all.

LOL!!!!!!!!

My Dad took this one before my first HIM.

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SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

DOH!

Double Post!

I actually think it's really cool and definitely some nice pace booty too.

I rrruv it!

I am not going to post it, but Imagine a 6'2" guy looking like death in a picture titled,  "Double Fonzie Thumb Finish Line Limp"

Here's me barely surviving the measly 400 meter swim of my first tri. (I had just started swimming THREE WEEKS earlier.)

(And no, I'm not the woman in front jauntily heading to T1 with a big smile.)

I call this photo "Let's Not Barf In T1".

1st Tri... My family was about the only group left.

Not the worse pic, but every single one shows me in pain and jiggling.

Funny story, my wife said that our kids were playing with some family's kids and everyone kept asking for the guy with an accent's picture.

He made a funny face when she explained that I was still finishing.

When we were watching Macca win Kona, she says, "That was him!"

Less jiggle, more pain.

Did I mention that I am slow and hate running?!

My worst race pictures are from a last-year race. I looked so horrible in all of them I did not even order them. I saved the tiny proofs just to remind me to train harder for the next race so that I never look like THAT in a race picture again. The saddest part was for some reason during the race I thought I looked really good. During the run I stopped because of a quad cramp and the guy behind me said "No, do not stop, you are my inspiration." I interpreted it as "you look so hot, I just have to follow you". After I saw the pictures I realized what he meant was: "You look such a mess!! If you can finish, I should be able to finish, too".

I am considering getting a race T-Shirt that says 'I look much better in a dress and heels"