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2006-02-17 2:44 PM

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Subject: Obey thy spouse?

I think NOT!!!

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

 

Unbelievable..........



2006-02-17 2:54 PM
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2006-02-17 2:54 PM
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Subject: RE: Obey thy spouse?
Gee, if I'm a prospective bride, and my betrothed offers up such a document, I think I might spy a few red flags going up there, don't you?
2006-02-17 3:03 PM
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Hard for me to even fathom.   Why you would ever let someone dictate your whole world is beyond me.

But then again, my husband tells me I am a bit "independent"

2006-02-17 3:06 PM
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So, uh, this is wrong?

<<< crumpling paper >>>

 

2006-02-17 3:12 PM
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Did you see the little drawings for the first letters in headers? They look like 2 people...

Yikes!


2006-02-17 3:16 PM
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That sounds like too much work on his part. I dont even want to lpick out my own clothes let alone have to decide what she is going to where and when....

 

2006-02-17 3:20 PM
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Edited by oneword 2006-02-17 3:20 PM
2006-02-17 3:20 PM
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I'd be fine with everything except for the shaving every three days part. Kidding. I'd have a problem with everything, ESPECIALLY the every three days part. And the butt sex. Eew.

What an insecure little man....

2006-02-17 3:28 PM
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2006-02-17 3:44 PM
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2006-02-17 4:12 PM
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Subject: RE: Obey thy spouse?
does anyone else have these HORRIFIC visions of this guy holding up a ruler trying to measure pubic hair patches?!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Seriously, convent time for me.
2006-02-17 4:26 PM
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Oh lordy that was funny!

Well, it would have been funny, had it not been so creepy, too!

What was really funny is the part where he requires only 5 minutes of fellatio. Wha???? What a chimp.

He doesn't want a spouse. He wants a blowup doll that makes breakfast, too.



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2006-02-17 4:28 PM
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This was in Iowa, right?  She needed to bring that big Mountain Lion home as a pet.  That would have made him the second biggest pussy in the house.

And he has poor grammar.

 

2006-02-17 4:28 PM
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2006-02-17 4:35 PM
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True, but she'd lose a GDB/GBD/whatever for pointing that out to him.

hangloose - 2006-02-17 4:28 PM

And he has poor grammar.

 



2006-02-17 4:46 PM
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phoenixazul - 2006-02-17 2:12 PM does anyone else have these HORRIFIC visions of this guy holding up a ruler trying to measure pubic hair patches?! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Seriously, convent time for me.

Yeah, only it made me laugh really hard. "Sorry hon, it's 1 and 7/8 inch wide. I'm gonna have to tie you to the bed now." Oh, it's so sick and so funny. And sick....

2006-02-17 4:50 PM
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Kim, do you think this putz really knows how to use a ruler?
2006-02-17 4:51 PM
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Yeah. He probably learned while measuring his own penis. Over and over and over.
2006-02-17 4:52 PM
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The wife could make his brain sizzle by saying "Wait. Is that 1 and 7/8 imperial or metric? Cuz I used the metric system to measure 1 and 7/8."

2006-02-17 4:55 PM
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No, I don't think that would work either. I'm sure he's quite familiar with metric conversions because he has to state the size of his penis in centimeters to avoid sounding so darned pathetic.


2006-02-17 5:06 PM
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kimj81 - 2006-02-17 3:20 PM

I'd have a problem with everything, ESPECIALLY the every three days part. And the butt sex.



Yeah, but she gets 7 GBD's for that, 14 if it is not "expected." What more could a woman want. Sounds to me like he is a very generous man.
2006-02-17 5:07 PM
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Hah! I've missed you Kimster. Nice to see you around more often.

2006-02-17 5:19 PM
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lighthouse1123 - 2006-02-17 3:06 PM
kimj81 - 2006-02-17 3:20 PM

I'd have a problem with everything, ESPECIALLY the every three days part. And the butt sex.

Yeah, but she gets 7 GBD's for that, 14 if it is not "expected." What more could a woman want. Sounds to me like he is a very generous man.

True, that is 35 minutes of BJ she doesn't have to give.

If the thing hadn't had the article in front of it, I honestly thought it was some sort of consentual dominance thing. Weird, but you know, people are weird. But then you throw in the wife-napping and kiddie porn and you realize this guy is waaaay more perverse than your average S&M devotee.

2006-02-17 5:20 PM
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Renee - 2006-02-17 3:07 PM

Hah! I've missed you Kimster. Nice to see you around more often.

Good to be back.

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