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2006-05-19 9:07 AM
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Champion
6931
5000100050010010010010025
Bellingham, Washington
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here

Not sure why my e-mail address was not involved, but I got it anyway?

From:  mothusi paki <[email protected]>
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To:  <[email protected]>
Subject:  Mr.Mothusi Paki

From:Mr.Mothusi Paki.
7th Floor, Kamkholo Bld,
Cnr. Brown and Voortrekker Str,
Nelspruit 1200 Johannesburg,
South Africa.

{MONEY TRANSACTION}
{THIRTY SIX MILLION USD}
(RE: TRANSFER OF ($ 36,000,000.USD
{BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY/YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED}

My name is Mr.Mothusi Paki. and I work in the
International operation department in a Local Bank
here in South Africa On a routine inspection ,I
discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL Of
36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on furtherdiscreet
investigation I also discovered that the account
holder has long since passed away (dead)leaving no
beneficiary to the accountThe bank will approve this
money to any foreigner because the former operator of
the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and
I am certainly sure that he is dead and nobody
willcome again for the
claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this
money with legal claims to the account Holder
therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction.


I will provide the necessary information needed in
order to claim this money, But you will need to open
an account where this can be transferred.If you are
interested send me your private Telephone No And Fax
number including the full details of the account to be
used for the Deposit. I wish for utmost
confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job
and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it
were breached The information will be as
follows-------------------

Bank Name\Address----------
A/C Name.............
A/C Number.\Even an empty a\c is still ok!----
Swift Code No..............

And i am assuring you that the transaction is risk
free hence we are going to follow the normal transfer
process .Finally a 25% of the total fund will be given
to you for your steadfast corporation.
I look forward to a favorable response from you as
soon as possible.Thank's for your maximum
co-operation and remain blessed.

Best Regards,
Mr.Mothusi Paki.



2006-05-19 9:09 AM
in reply to: #428051

Giver
18427
5000500050002000100010010010010025
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here
I keep getting e-mails trying to convince me to upgrade my BT membership...
2006-05-19 10:18 AM
in reply to: #428051

Extreme Veteran
760
5001001002525
Provo, UT (my heart is in Seattle)
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here

You know, what kills me is the "official" emails from attorneys in Africa somewhere.  The letters are terribly written, and they claim to represent some professional corporation or millionaire.  You would think that the emails would at least look like someone educated wrote them.  Oh well, maybe they're true?  Maybe I have rejected many fortunes by not responding to them.  Money mouth  Oh well, ignorance is bliss Wink

 

 

2006-05-24 12:08 PM
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Champion
7036
5000200025
Sarasota, FL
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here

Just got this one today.  I'm holding out for a bigger cut...

 

DEAR FRIEND,

 

 

KINDLY ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM ANDRE ORTEGA, SON OF MY

 

FATHER CARLOS ORTEGA, ONE OF THE TOP OPPOSITION LEADERS IN VENEZUELA, WHO

 

HAS BEEN SENTENCED FOR 15 YEARS IN JAIL.

 

 

I AM WRITING YOU IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE TO ASK YOUR HELP WITH A

 

FAMILY SECRET TREASURE LEFT TO MY FAMILY BY MY KIND FATHER, MR. CARLOS

 

ORTEGA. OUR FAMILY LIVES NOW IN A SMALL APPARTMENT IN CARACAS UNDER

 

PRESSURE OF REGIME OF PRESIDENT HUGO CHAVES.

 

 

HOWEVER BEFORE MY FATHER WAS JAILED HE LEFT ME A CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT

 

FOR $28 MILLION US DOLLARS ISSUED BY THE OIL TRADING COMPANY FOR HIS

 

PART IN ENTERPRISE. THE DEPOSIT IS HELD BY THE NOTARY PUBLIC AGENT,

 

WHO EXPECTED TO HOLD IT JUST A SHORT TIME,

 

BUT FATHER WAS JAILED. I CANNOT GET THE MONEY NOW AND ONLY HAVE A CERTIFICATE

 

OF DEPOSIT. IF I ATTEMPT TO RECEIVE THE DEPOSIT, I WILL BE CEASED

 

BY THE PRESIDENT'S AGENTS AND PROBABLY WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN

 

THE SEVERE POLITICAL JAIL.

 

 

I NEED YOUR HELP AND IF YOU KINDLY AGREE I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU $2.8

 

MILLION SHARE OF THE DEPOSIT FOR HELPING TO WITHDRAW THE DEPOSIT FROM

 

THE NOTARY PUBLIC AGENT AND AS A BUSINESS EXPERT FOR INVESTMENT. MY

 

FATHER BEFORE HE WAS SENTENCED TOLD ME NOT TO INVEST THE MONEY IN VENEZUELA

 

BECAUSE IT IS UNSAFE DUE TO THE UNSTABLE POLITICAL SITUATION. I WOULD

 

LIKE TO BUY A HOUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY AND INVEST IN BUSINESS AND I HOPE

 

YOU CAN HELP ME.

 

 

SORRY FOR DISTURB YOU WITH MY TROUBLES AND TROUBLES OF MY COUNTRY, BUT

 

THE SITUATION IS DESPERATE FOLLOWING THE RECENT SOCIAL CRISIS AND THE

 

REGIME OF THE PRESIDENT HUGO CHAVEZ.

 

 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION OF MY PROBLEM. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR

 

RESPOND AND I WILL EXPLAIN THE DETAILS.

 

 

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP.

 

 

 

 

2006-05-24 9:34 PM
in reply to: #428051

Supersonicus Idioticus
2439
200010010010010025
Thunder Bay, ON
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here
8 years ago I actually got the "send me 1)your email and password and 2) someone else's email and we'll give you their password" thing to work.


2006-05-25 12:20 AM
in reply to: #428051

Expert
615
500100
Brisbane
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here
Send US dollars to Downunder man.........This is not a scam.

(its about as believable as the others on this list, it was worth a try)
2006-07-26 6:46 PM
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Pro
4578
20002000500252525
Vancouver, BC
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here
Wow, I got my first spam email at my gmail account.

[email protected] to overclockerguru, jennee.g
More options 3:08 pm (1½ hours ago)

From the desk of
Samir Saad Amin

Hello my name is Samir Saad Amin from Egypt,
am presently on political assylum now.
l got your email contact from my research on the
net because am presently looking for honest person
who can help my client to invest his fund in Real Estate
Investment and commercial properties.
I will be very intresting to start a new life in your country
with your assistance and co-operation on this issue concerning
my client fund.
So please if your in good position to help me, please send me an
email at this email address ([email protected] )
indicating your desire to help me invest this fund in your country
and beyond. l urgently wating for your reply by end of the day,
I hope to me you very soon.

Best Regards & God Bless

Samir Saad Amin

[kge3cnq7deb]


I love that the guy wants to get into my country so much that he has a canada.com email address.
2006-07-26 6:55 PM
in reply to: #428051

Elite
2553
20005002525
Tucson, AZ
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here

I don't know about goosing an intercontinental phallus...

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2006-07-26 7:14 PM
in reply to: #428088

Pro
4206
20002000100100
Los Angeles, CA
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here

 HA! HA!  Best reply/post I've seen in a while. 

run4yrlif - 2006-05-19 7:09 AM I keep getting e-mails trying to convince me to upgrade my BT membership...

2006-07-26 9:19 PM
in reply to: #428051

Champion
8903
500020001000500100100100100
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here

I'm still trying to find out why the discount Viagra won't work.

 



2006-07-27 7:49 AM
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Expert
655
5001002525
Denver
Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here
I haven't had one in awhile, but some of these are pretty bad...
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