If you could slap stupid people

I would give all stupid people a high five... in the face... with a chair. That would get the point across

• people who throw cigarettes out of their car window
• people who don't return their shopping carts
• people who leave pets in hot cars
• people who don't pick up after their dogs

I am sure there is more

Or those that simply stand around talking, blocking the only path out of an area.

When there's an emergency vehicle behind you  (ambulance, police, fire department), the correct course of action is to pull out of the way; most often to the right, onto the shoulder, but wherever gets you out of their way. Slowing down and freaking out, looking around in an almost-blind-panic, blocking traffic and preventing the emergency personnel from getting past is NOT the correct answer!!

As much as I'd REALLY like to do a LOT of slapping, I have to admit that I'd get slapped once in a while. I do try to learn from other people's mistakes, but it doesn't always happen.

3-4 people loitering at the foot of a stairwell or in front of a doorway, SLAP!!!

The worst is when they do that on the other side of the road of a divided street. You DON'T have to slam on you brakes and come to a stop on a DIVIDED ROAD. Nearly rear ended someone doing this the other day...it's still fresh.

And when the drivers let their dogs do the texting, and the dogs show what they texting....

my thought of what happens if the air bag goes off....

I can add to that dog theme;

people that walk the tiny dogs in strollers, & people leashing their kids.

That's how we lost a cyclist in Austin a couple of weeks ago. 

Someone who thinks they are Michael Jordan and tosses a piece of garbage at a garbage can and misses it, and then just leaves it on the ground...GRRRR...

And the one that makes me SO mad is people who let their dogs indiscriminately poop wherever they please and don't pick up after the dog!   

mine too