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Seen at a recent race " real triathletes pee in their wetsuit "
2012-06-18 12:10 PM
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Seen at a recent race " real triathletes pee in their wetsuit "
2012-06-18 12:17 PM
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skibummer - 2012-06-16 12:31 PM My friend Matt said he would pay my race fees if I would wear a shirt that said "I run for Matt" and when people asked me why I run for him, I'd reply "because he is fat and lazy"

Save this offer for an IM!

2012-06-18 12:22 PM
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I paid for this?

 

I swerve unpredictably. Pass at your own risk!

 

Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, son. - Animal House

 

This shark, swallow you whole.- Jaws

 

What's your name again?
Chrissie.
Where are we going?
Swimming  - Jaws

 

"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. - Jaws

 



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2012-06-18 12:42 PM
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The one I wore this past weekend: "I lost 35 lbs for this???"

For the significant others (also saw this one post-race):  "I don't do triathlons.  I do a triathlete."  Laughing

2012-06-18 12:53 PM
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1. If you don't feel like you're going to puke or pass out, you can go harder.

2. Just in it for the free pizza

3. Official Pace Booty

2012-06-18 12:56 PM
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Don't Drown

Don't Crash

Don't Walk

 

"Just keep swimming.

Just keep swimming.

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."

Now just try and get that out of your head!

 

 Oh one from a t-shirt of some random guy playing off the Nike "Just do it" slogan...

"Just doing it"

 

Another one from a t-shirt of a random guy I saw.

"Running Sucks"

It can be edited for triathlon I think simply by replacing the first word!

"Triathlon Sucks"

I found the first example stupid on a regular Joe but ironically amusing on a runner who was currently running.  I would find the second example equally ironically amusing on a person who was currently running a triathlon.



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2012-06-18 1:16 PM
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I second the "If I collapse, Pause my Garmin"

 

2012-06-18 1:17 PM
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On the back. 

"If you can read this, you know urine trouble"



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2012-06-18 2:28 PM
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stop staring at my shirt

2012-06-18 5:01 PM
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If you see me on the floor, roll me to the finish line.

If I faint, stop my Garmin.

Where the F*#( is the finish line??



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2012-06-18 6:01 PM
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Cool signs I saw in the San Diego RNR Half.

 

Pain is temporarily, Internet results last forever.

 

Worst Parade ever...

 

and 3rd the if I pass out pause my garmin...

 

I'm doing my very first HIM on my 50th Birthday this September,

I was thinking its my Birthday I can Tri if I want to.

 

 

 

2012-06-18 6:28 PM
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During a marathon, a group of three very attractive (from behind) girls had shirts on that said, "Why would you want to pass this?"  with an arrow pointing down at their butts...For a brief second I thought to myself, "good point"and almost considered letting them determine my pace. Cool



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