If you use the link above, you can get an entry into a 5K survival race in Columbus (Berliner Park). It sounds a lot like Warrior Dash, but without the 90 minute drive. It also includes tickets to the Arnold Festival, which is a pretty good value! $42 for everything if you use the link.
The fine print says it's $10 for parking, but we can all carpool or take the bus or something.