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2006-07-13 11:41 AM

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Subject: To Mr. Naked.... actually several Misters Naked...

I don't understand the panoply of flesh parading around the men's locker room today.  I walked in after my swim and see Mr. Naked standing at one of three sinks totally naked, leaning against the counter (too bad that thing is not below counter level) blowdrying his hair.  PLEASE!!! Put on some boxers before you do that!  Quit standing there.  I don't want  your member on the counter.  Cover up please. 

And you... Mr. Naked2... If I am sitting on the bench and you get out of the shower, MUST you bend over and place your behind mere centimeters from my face?!?!?! I just want some personal space.  I don't like close talkers, and I like close keesters even less...   However I do appreciate that you didn't dawdle like the other naked guy blowdrying ALL of his hair. 

 C'mon people...  just a little common courtesy please. 

Please.

Brian 

 



2006-07-13 12:09 PM
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It's a locker room. It's one of the only places left on Earth where men can get naked and not have to worry about the police being called or their wife saying "When did you get fat?"
2006-07-13 12:12 PM
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At the gym at my work, the cheif of surgery likes to air out his boys with a wall mounted drier. Luckily, I don't go to that gym.
2006-07-13 12:40 PM
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My 8 year old son told me last week that the mens locker room at the gym was "Gross!" I said "Oh really? The women's is really nice....nice furniture, TV, always smells good......" He cuts me off to say "No mom!! It's the naked men everywhere!!! So gross! I don't want to see that!!!"
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2006-07-13 12:44 PM
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yeah i stay in tunnel vision mode in the locker room the whole time for that exact reason! women dont seem to care either. I dont care about changing, etc. but standing around talking or blow drying, and bending over, etc... i just think we really dont need want to see that. Obviously its a locker room so your going to get naked people, but a little curtousy is ok to!
2006-07-13 1:21 PM
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2006-07-13 1:36 PM
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We were having this conversation last night about how perceptions by men and women are so different.  When you ask a man what he imagines happens in the women's locker room, there's all kinds of fantasy talk about lingerie and pillow fights.

Ask a woman what she thinks goes on in a men's locker room, and she's probably pretty accurate: old, fat guys airing out "the boys" while simultaneously clearing out their sinus passages and expelling noxious gases.

Kinda like that Jeff Foxworthy joke:

When a woman says "I'm not wearing any underwear" the man gets all excited.

When a man sayd, "I'm not wearing any underwear" the woman thinks "Damn.  Now I'll have to wash those pants twice." 

2006-07-13 1:55 PM
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Since when is being naked in the men's locker room a violation of common courtesy? Who determines what is common courtesy and what is not?

Passive aggressivity is rarely the correct approach to resolving an issue.
2006-07-13 2:04 PM
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naked okay
Nuts in the sink - not okay
b*tt crack in the face - not okay

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2006-07-13 2:09 PM
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mr2tony - 2006-07-13 1:09 PM It's a locker room. It's one of the only places left on Earth where men can get naked and not have to worry about the police being called or their wife saying "When did you get fat?"

 I'm not concerned with men being naked... I'm talking about the one guy laying his boys on the counter while blow drying his hair... and the other one sticking his rear in my face...

Peace. 

2006-07-13 2:16 PM
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i agree, its not about nakedness, its about common courtesy of a public facility. Who really would want to go use that sink after you just saw someones boys layed out across it? thats just rude if you ask me. While its appropriate to be naked in the locker room, it still is not your own personal house to do as you please. The fact is, there are hundreds of other people around and all using the same facilities, etc. and really who in their right mind would lay what are supposively mans pride and joy on somethign that 20 other sweaty men just were using? i find that part the most interesting in the first place!


2006-07-13 2:49 PM
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akustix - 2006-07-13 2:09 PM

mr2tony - 2006-07-13 1:09 PM It's a locker room. It's one of the only places left on Earth where men can get naked and not have to worry about the police being called or their wife saying "When did you get fat?"

 I'm not concerned with men being naked... I'm talking about the one guy laying his boys on the counter while blow drying his hair... and the other one sticking his rear in my face...

Peace. 



You know you like it.

I know what you're saying. The only time I go naked is when the Y is out of big towels. So I'm forced to use a small towel, which obviously doesn't wrap around my rear so I have to make my way from the locker to the shower to the locker, with a stop at the sink to gel the hair and deodorize.
2006-07-13 4:11 PM
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akustix - 2006-07-13 12:09 PM

mr2tony - 2006-07-13 1:09 PM It's a locker room. It's one of the only places left on Earth where men can get naked and not have to worry about the police being called or their wife saying "When did you get fat?"

I'm not concerned with men being naked... I'm talking about the one guy laying his boys on the counter while blow drying his hair... and the other one sticking his rear in my face...

Peace.



Well, I have to concur. Boys on the counter is kinda gross. If you're concerned about 'catching' something make sure you wash your hands before you leave.

Oh, and while we're at it: Don't touch the doorknob coming out of the locker room. That guy that lays his nuts on the sink doesn't wash after dropping the kids off...
2006-07-13 4:22 PM
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Lara - 2006-07-13 2:21 PM I just don't get the chicks who have to blowdry their bush. With that much hair obviously they are not swimmers.

 

Amen on that sister! LOL!

2006-07-13 4:59 PM
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2006-07-13 6:40 PM
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What I don't get is the stretching... why is it some people feel the need to do hammy stretches in the raw naked on the bench? 

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2006-07-13 6:49 PM
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I've never stretched whilst being naked in a locker room or blow dryed my bush--that's just weird. However, I HAVE to shower nude after a swim. I just don't feel clean unless the bathing suit comes off. I always get strange looks from the teen aged girls, like they think I'm disgusting for showering naked.

I actually find it quite amusing when the older women sit around after their showers and have conversations about their grandkids while naked. Makes me giggle. I'm sure I'll be that old lady someday. Actually I know I will. Why not?

2006-07-13 7:34 PM
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At the pool on Tuesday some woman had her two young sons in the locker/shower room with us. One other gal and I were waiting for the two boys to leave before we disrobed. Now, they were just little boys, about 3 and 4, but I decided I didn't want to be the one to traumatize them or otherwise show up in their pre-teen thought processes later. Is that cool to bring your 4 y.o. boy into a womens very open, very naked locker room??? The age cut off must be somewhere around there.

At least she didn't encourage them to place their bits and pieces anywhere offensive like the counter...

2006-07-13 7:45 PM
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Mottyl - 2006-07-13 5:34 PM

At the pool on Tuesday some woman had her two young sons in the locker/shower room with us. One other gal and I were waiting for the two boys to leave before we disrobed. Now, they were just little boys, about 3 and 4, but I decided I didn't want to be the one to traumatize them or otherwise show up in their pre-teen thought processes later. Is that cool to bring your 4 y.o. boy into a womens very open, very naked locker room??? The age cut off must be somewhere around there.

At least she didn't encourage them to place their bits and pieces anywhere offensive like the counter...

Well, I figure it's my shower.  In the WOMEN'S locker room.  Usually I'm already naked and soaping up when the little boys come wandering in with their mothers - so it's too late, but I don't know that I'd wait either. 

2006-07-13 8:25 PM
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Mottyl - 2006-07-13 8:34 PM Is that cool to bring your 4 y.o. boy into a womens very open, very naked locker room??? The age cut off must be somewhere around there.

As the father of 4 and 5 year girls, I can tell you that they are nowhere near ready to go into a locker room by themselves.

The same would apply to boys. They're just not old enough to change and manage their clothes etc and look after themselves. You may be a little uncomfortable, but imagine what it would be like for 4 year old to be by themself in there. Totally overwhelming. As well as dangerous. It would be cruel and irresponsible bordering on criminally neglectful to send a child that young into a public locker room without a supervising adult.

If the facility doesn't have a family locker room and it's a place that allows children, young kids are going to be in the locker room. 

2006-07-13 8:43 PM
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Intellectually, I know that but I am kidless and decided, when the other gal was uncomfortable, that it was ok that I was, too. Good thing I don't want kids, I'm completely clueless!!



2006-07-13 8:49 PM
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And honestly, I don't think a kid will be traumatized or offended by a naked adult body. Sure, they may be a little curious, but kids are cool like that. I wouldn't fret over it.
2006-07-13 11:45 PM
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The poor slob most likely had no clue what he was doing was odd or abnormal in any way. As a matter of fact is your responsibility as a gentleman to help the poor unfortunate man to see the error of his ways. Just announce in a Strong Manley voice HEY AS*HOLE GET YOUR D**K OFF THE SINK!!! This polite redirection will help the man to become more civil in his bathroom behavior.
2006-07-14 7:12 AM
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jennrs - 2006-07-13 6:49 PM

I always get strange looks from the teen aged girls, like they think I'm disgusting for showering naked.



I didn't realize that the place where I swim has a couple of little private changing stalls until I saw some of the lifeguards-in-training use it. That explained the look of shock that came over their darling teenaged faces when I whipped through a quick change in front of them the week before that. hee hee.

Oh, and you have to let them know when it's time to share the mirror. (I will now interrupt your 30 minutes of primping for my 10 seconds of removing the Raccoon Effect mascara from under my eyes. Thank you. Resume primping.) Other than that, they're great.
2006-07-14 7:26 AM
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Mottyl - 2006-07-13 6:34 PM
Is that cool to bring your 4 y.o. boy into a womens very open, very naked locker room??? The age cut off must be somewhere around there


The age cut off in the pool I swim at is 6 years old and they have a family changing room for use as well.
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