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2013-07-19 12:39 PM

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Subject: You know it's HOT when....
...You head out for a 12 mile run, stumble into the house after 6 miles and realize it took you the amount of time you usually run 10

...The pond is too hot to swim in...


2013-07-19 12:41 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
the gnats and mosquitoes have all drowned in your sweat.
2013-07-19 12:45 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
When you pee in the lake it feels cooler than the water.
2013-07-19 12:58 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
2013-07-19 1:02 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Originally posted by Mike_D

I saw two trees fighting over a dog.


Annnnnd THREAD!
2013-07-19 1:36 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Originally posted by mr2tony
Originally posted by Mike_DI saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Annnnnd THREAD!
Damn it, Tony! It's sllllooooooow in the news room today. Why'd you have to go all "THREAD" on post 5?


2013-07-19 2:14 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Originally posted by switch

When you pee in the lake it feels cooler than the water.


Actual LOL


Edited by Miles around Midtown 2013-07-19 2:15 PM
2013-07-19 2:21 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Originally posted by dmiller5

the gnats and mosquitoes have all drowned in your sweat.


x2. This happens on all early morning runs. I run shirtless and I am covered in them.
2013-07-19 2:31 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
You're volunteering at an aid station... the women are shoving handfuls of ice down their bras and a few brave guys put ice down their tri shorts!
2013-07-19 2:54 PM
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2013-07-19 3:05 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Someone else's sweat falls on you and you find it refreshing.


2013-07-19 3:23 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Your shot blox become gels and your gels become liquid.
2013-07-19 4:22 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
you could have sworn you saw a giant scorpion run across your feet but it in fact is a chipmunk.

Scorpions in Vermont...doesn't seem so far-fetched in this heat.
2013-07-19 4:26 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
...it takes longer for you to stop sweating after you get home than it took you to do your actual run
2013-07-19 5:40 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
...you hear tiny ant voices screaming "Flash flood! Head for the hills!" as you pour sweat on the way by.
2013-07-19 5:51 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
you are happy that the storm that blew in dropped the temperature to only 95 degrees F


2013-07-19 6:22 PM
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You yell at homeowners for not having their sprinklers on for you to run through.
2013-07-19 7:53 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
you can't wipe your sweaty face on your shirt because your shirt is a sweaty wet mess by mile 1
2013-07-19 9:19 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Your easy six mile run turns into five plus a mile walk trying not to pass out or puke.

To an earlier poster, nothing wrong with ice down the shorts. I did it during a hot HIM and it helped. When it's that hot out, the ice melts too fast anyway.
2013-07-20 1:17 AM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Your shoes stick to the asphalt.
2013-07-20 10:34 AM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
You sweat through your shirt before your Garmin finds a satellite.  


2013-07-20 12:33 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
Jaguar NFL fans are taking the bags off their heads !!
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2013-07-20 2:07 PM
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Subject: RE: You know it's HOT when....
You are a hot, sweaty mess and all you did was take the first step out the door...and it's 5 AM!
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