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2003-06-19 4:27 PM

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one of my fav shows as i like stupid humor...my cube buddy doesn't care for them - he thinks they r just too 'immoral' BUT u must admit, the topics they actually bring up or do, i am sure it has crossed all of our minds one time or another. come on! to tell u what, george makes that show...it wouldn't be the same without him. it is truly a show about nothing...and i love it!


2007-06-17 1:20 AM
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"I was in the pool! Shrinkage!"
2007-06-17 4:45 AM
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2007-06-17 5:33 AM
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"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
2007-06-17 6:02 AM
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George: You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
Jerry: I love that George.
George: Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!

And, if your like stupid humor, you should drop by TAN now and then.  We have both humor and stupid.  Sometimes they even talk to each other. 



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2007-06-17 6:08 AM
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....and yada yada yada.....


2007-06-17 8:54 AM
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"Helllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
2007-06-17 9:29 AM
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2007-06-17 9:51 AM
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Love the show.  Have all the box sets too.  The commentary is great on them.  Lots of inside story stuff.

  I think it just happen to be a perfect combination of characters and actors that meshed together so well with great writing.  It is hard for a lunch conversation at work to go by without someone saying "like that one time on Seinfeld..."

Vandalay Industries, Putty, the Manzier/Bro, man hands, so many memories.

2007-06-17 11:05 AM
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George: You just yada yada-ed the best part

Elaine: I mentioned the bisque


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2007-06-17 12:22 PM
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Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!
2007-06-17 12:44 PM
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Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us.

The Festivus Pole, the Festivus Dinner, Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, Festivus Miracles....need I say more?

2007-06-17 12:51 PM
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Since my "sponge-worthy" quote was already taken, here's another of my faves:

"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.' "

- Kramer, in "The Fusilli Jerry"

2007-06-17 1:01 PM
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Little Jerry is fast he ran down the hall to Newman's and back in 11 seconds

Is good?

I'm not sure. 



2007-06-17 4:15 PM
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Jerry yelling out the window to his acquaintance: Deloris!!

(he couldn't remember her name but he knew it rhymed with a female body part)

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2007-06-17 5:26 PM
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A festivus... for the rest of us!

My wife grew up in a town with very few Jewish people (actually one family - imagine the pressure on them?). If it weren't for Seinfeld, my family would have been a complete mystery to her. Therefore, I give Larry David some of the credit for making my marriage work. She was amazed when we went to West Palm a few years ago that they had actually toned it down from reality.

Also, our dog's middle name is Mulva. People either get it or they don't, and it's a nifty pop culture filter.

If your cube buddy thought they were too immoral, did he approve of the finale? I was wondering where that 1% who liked it came from...

And, no, I don't know if she married me for the jokes, and I'm not an anti-dentite!

-Josh



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2007-06-17 6:29 PM
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Typical, I drive women to lesbianism and Kramer brings them back.
2007-06-17 6:33 PM
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I am Costanza, King of the Idiots!!
2007-06-17 7:24 PM
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T-Bone  &  Cocoa the monkey!

 



2007-06-17 7:27 PM
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Who told you to put the balm on?  Did I tell you to put the balm on?

 

Okay, I've realized how great that show was based on the fact that just reading one line leads me to remember an entire episode, the characters, and the circumstances.

2007-06-17 7:34 PM
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CubeFarmGopher - 2007-06-17 8:27 PM

Who told you to put the balm on?  Did I tell you to put the balm on?

I can't even read that line without hear Jackie Chiles saying it .

2007-06-17 8:08 PM
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"Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"

 

I am Master of my Domain!

2007-06-17 8:53 PM
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I'M OUT!

"It's not fair that people are seated first-come, first-serve. It should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just walking over there and taking some food off somebody's plate. "I'll tell you what, there's fifty bucks in it for you if you do it." "What do you mean?" "You walk over to that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything. You eat it, say thank you very much, wipe your mouth, walk away, I give you fifty bucks." "What are they gonna do?" "They won't do anything. In fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives." "Fifty bucks? You'll give me fifty bucks?" "Fifty bucks. That table over there. The three couples." "Okay, I don't want to go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it." "No, no tricks." "Should I do it George?" "For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!" "Alright, alright. Here, hold this. I'm doin' it."
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