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2014-02-19 3:56 PM
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Is it weird that I am checking back to see if the OP has pooed?

I need closure......



2014-02-19 4:17 PM
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Originally posted by trigal38

Is it weird that I am checking back to see if the OP has pooed?

I'm sorry.......yes.

2014-02-19 4:36 PM
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Originally posted by Left Brain

Originally posted by trigal38

Is it weird that I am checking back to see if the OP has pooed?

I'm sorry.......yes.

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2014-02-19 5:05 PM
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Originally posted by zed707

Originally posted by Left Brain

Originally posted by trigal38

Is it weird that I am checking back to see if the OP has pooed?

I'm sorry.......yes.

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Ha. The answer is yes, so I'm improving, but still feel like there's more to move. I can't believe we're talking about this.
2014-02-19 8:52 PM
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Originally posted by smarti
Originally posted by zed707

Originally posted by Left Brain

Originally posted by trigal38

Is it weird that I am checking back to see if the OP has pooed?

I'm sorry.......yes.

x2

Ha. The answer is yes, so I'm improving, but still feel like there's more to move. I can't believe we're talking about this.

Bwa ha ha ha, I am cracking up!!!!!!!!!!

2014-02-20 12:08 AM
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Originally posted by smarti
Originally posted by zed707

Originally posted by Left Brain

Originally posted by trigal38

Is it weird that I am checking back to see if the OP has pooed?

I'm sorry.......yes.

x2

Ha. The answer is yes, so I'm improving, but still feel like there's more to move. I can't believe we're talking about this.

Really?  Cause a quick look through the forums has threads titled

Is it true "Do women weaken the knees?" and Prostate Question

I have seen threads on giving clearance when farting, Pizza, Men's junk, lady bits, menstruation, old men drying their junk with the blowdrier with their foot up on the bench at the Y, women shaving their ladybits in the shower and of course, the yellow sock club.  What's a little poo between BT friends?

I hope your bowels move fully and completely soon.  But not on the bike. 



2014-02-21 9:00 AM
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You're not supposed to eat yogurt of any kind on Paleo, right? I would have thought veggies increase would have done the trick (can't break down the fiber in skin).  Maybe thats it?  Leave skin on in things like sweet potatoes, apples, etc?

2014-02-23 8:59 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP! I need to poo!
It sounds like a whole combination of things

1) your body needs "healthy" oils (olive, safflower, sunflower etc) to keep things moving AND to help digest and break down what you eat
2) going paleo sounds like it help with arthritis pain - great - but you still need fiber - why not try more of a gluten free than paleo?
3) we need to EAT food (not saying your not) just saying that by juicing/blending etc veggies takes the "work" away from your body. Your not working the fiber
4) we need to know your success
2014-02-24 3:13 PM
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It was a pretty frustrating weekend. I stopped the laxatives and therefore stopped even the teeny amount of poo I had managed to get out toward the end of last week. By Sunday, I was in tears. I spoke to a few people, consulted the almighty Internet and went to a natural grocer and ended up with this decision: I am going to introduce a bit of whole grain back into my diet (packet of plain oatmeal, slice of flourless Ezekiel bread, for instance). I also started on a raw probiotic for women and chugged a bottle of kombucha. And I POOPED THIS MORNING! Almost normally! There were little droplets of an oily substance on the surface of the water - anyone know what that's about?

So the plan is little bit more grain, keep up on the kombucha and probiotics. I had some dairy over the weekend and I believe it was the cause of my ankles hurting more and my stomach worsening, so dairy is OUT!

I will update if there is more ... "progress"
2014-02-24 3:34 PM
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Originally posted by smarti It was a pretty frustrating weekend. I stopped the laxatives and therefore stopped even the teeny amount of poo I had managed to get out toward the end of last week. By Sunday, I was in tears. I spoke to a few people, consulted the almighty Internet and went to a natural grocer and ended up with this decision: I am going to introduce a bit of whole grain back into my diet (packet of plain oatmeal, slice of flourless Ezekiel bread, for instance). I also started on a raw probiotic for women and chugged a bottle of kombucha. And I POOPED THIS MORNING! Almost normally! There were little droplets of an oily substance on the surface of the water - anyone know what that's about? So the plan is little bit more grain, keep up on the kombucha and probiotics. I had some dairy over the weekend and I believe it was the cause of my ankles hurting more and my stomach worsening, so dairy is OUT! I will update if there is more ... "progress"

It's pretty normal for the paleo diet......the cavemen collected the oil and used it to help the first wheel roll.

2014-02-25 1:19 PM
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Subject: RE: HELP! I need to poo!

Originally posted by wwlani It sounds like a whole combination of things 1) your body needs "healthy" oils (olive, safflower, sunflower etc) to keep things moving AND to help digest and break down what you eat 2) going paleo sounds like it help with arthritis pain - great - but you still need fiber - why not try more of a gluten free than paleo? 3) we need to EAT food (not saying your not) just saying that by juicing/blending etc veggies takes the "work" away from your body. Your not working the fiber 4) we need to know your success

a paleo diet should have lots of fiber - tons and tons of leafy greans, avocados, fruit is allowed, almonds, pumpkin/squash - many fibrous things.  it is not just meat!  i eat more veggies than many vegetarians i know!

 



2014-02-25 2:28 PM
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This thread is getting corny....
2014-02-26 4:03 PM
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And for those successful days:

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I saw this ad on another site and thought of this thread
2014-02-26 4:03 PM
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This thread is getting corny....


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