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2014-04-16 2:50 PM
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Skinny jeans.

Barney.

Most every Disney sit-com-for-kids ever made.

The Ford Explorer Sport-Trac.

Rap.

 

Barney was on my short list too.  As were teletubbies, care bears, and my little ponies.  Smurfs can stay



2014-04-16 2:50 PM
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Skinny jeans.

Barney.

Most every Disney sit-com-for-kids ever made.

The Ford Explorer Sport-Trac.

Rap.

 

I was completely with you until rap. Why's a brotha gotta hate?
2014-04-16 3:03 PM
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2014-04-16 4:11 PM
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Justin Bieber


You say that, but we all know you're jamming to her music as we speak.
2014-04-16 5:44 PM
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Originally posted by Frank in St. Louis Circus Peanuts

Of that same vein, Necco wafers and black licorice.

Crazy talk.  I loves me both of them.

2014-04-16 7:39 PM
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Swimming



2014-04-16 7:56 PM
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Originally posted by mcgilmartin

Justin Bieber


You say that, but we all know you're jamming to her music as we speak.

I have Bieber Fever. I admit it.
2014-04-16 7:57 PM
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BLUE CHEESE IS UTTERLY DELICIOUS.  AS IS BLACK LICORICE! Jeeesh;P

 

mmmm... blue cheese and black licorice sammich. 

 

 

2014-04-16 8:10 PM
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Subject: RE: things that should never have been invented
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Originally posted by briderdt

Skinny jeans.

Barney.

Most every Disney sit-com-for-kids ever made.

The Ford Explorer Sport-Trac.

Rap.

 

Barney was on my short list too.  As were teletubbies, care bears, and my little ponies.  Smurfs can stay




All of the above can go, except the Teletubbies. One of my bikes is named Nunu after the tubbie vacuum cleaner.
2014-04-16 8:38 PM
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Things to place in ones rectum.

Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.

Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge.

2014-04-16 9:55 PM
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Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge.
Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?

Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"?

Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm.

Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?



2014-04-16 9:59 PM
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Originally posted by switch

 

BLUE CHEESE IS UTTERLY DELICIOUS.  AS IS BLACK LICORICE! Jeeesh;P

 

mmmm... blue cheese and black licorice sammich. 

 

 

Together? Gross. But as separate entities? Delicious.

Pony up there Mr. Live-in-China-can-fix-anything guy. I know you have some good ones.

2014-04-16 10:06 PM
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Hollow core doors, furniture with an MDF component, and any light fixture with a swirly white frosted pattern on the "shade". Yucky.
2014-04-16 10:16 PM
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Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?

Personally, or professionally?

 

 

2014-04-16 10:21 PM
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Originally posted by switch Together? Gross. But as separate entities? Delicious.

Pony up there Mr. Live-in-China-can-fix-anything guy. I know you have some good ones.

Agreed.   My list:  Computer touch-pads.   I have to disable them because even on the least-sensitive setting, they make my cursor go all wacky, and randomly select other text while I'm typing, making me lose my work.

clitmouse (uuuhhhhh  sorry.... stick-mouse) all the way.  BTW, my friend's sister went into Office Max and asked for a computer specifically with a "clitmouse."  They pretended to not know what she was talking about.  Pretty sure those guys had a story to tell when they got home.   She's not the brightest, that one. 

 

 

2014-04-16 10:29 PM
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Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge.
Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?

Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"?

Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm.

Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?

It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!


2014-04-16 10:31 PM
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Originally posted by switch Together? Gross. But as separate entities? Delicious.

Pony up there Mr. Live-in-China-can-fix-anything guy. I know you have some good ones.

Agreed.   My list:  Computer touch-pads.   I have to disable them because even on the least-sensitive setting, they make my cursor go all wacky, and randomly select other text while I'm typing, making me lose my work.

clitmouse (uuuhhhhh  sorry.... stick-mouse) all the way.  BTW, my friend's sister went into Office Max and asked for a computer specifically with a "clitmouse."  They pretended to not know what she was talking about.  Pretty sure those guys had a story to tell when they got home.   She's not the brightest, that one. 

 

 

hahaha! I now have to go post in the things you've learned recently that you think you should have known before thread--clitmouse?! That's hilarious

And I'll second the touch screen. I have one on my desktop at the farm, and I've gone home to find that a gnat has opined a hundred windows of porn or some lame pop up ad. Especially irritating when working with a spreadsheet.

2014-04-16 10:32 PM
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Originally posted by switch
Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge.
Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?

Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"?

Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm.

Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?

It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!
wow! Ouch!
2014-04-16 10:34 PM
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Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?

Personally, or professionally?

 

 

Yes
2014-04-16 11:06 PM
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Calculus.  At least until I find out if I passed this go 'round.

 

2014-04-17 1:53 AM
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On the eighth day God created bleu cheese. Don't quote me, but it's in the Bible. That smell though, yikes. Worse smelling than freshly peeled spandex and chamois that has been "marinating" for 100 miles, if yuns get my drift.


2014-04-17 8:46 AM
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Slot head screws.

My grandfather used to say that they should dig up whoever invented them and shoot him.

 

2014-04-17 9:21 AM
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Originally posted by switch
Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge.
Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?

Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"?

Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm.

Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?

It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!
wow! Ouch!

Not the brightest bulb in the box?

2014-04-17 10:29 AM
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cell phones. I really think the world has gotten worse as a result!

 

on a lighter note, pretzel m and m's. My weakness!

2014-04-17 11:57 AM
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Originally posted by Comet
Originally posted by switch
Originally posted by ChungaThings to place in ones rectum.Surgery nurse for many years, schedule says foreign body rectum and you know it will be interesting.Glass, vegetables that decay over time,,,,,,........one marvels at the choices made when under the influence of the urge.
Woah. Woah. Woah. Is it too early to declare a thread winner?

Mary, are things one puts in one's rectum something that just happens ( like blue cheese) or is it really more of an "invention"?

Vibrating butt plug? Invention. Vegetable. Hmmmmm.

Btw, what's the craziest rectal retrieval you've ever been a part of?

It wasn't me, but our surgical team had to remove the remnants of a broken lightbulb...not safe for your innards!!
wow! Ouch!

Ha!  My ex is a firefighter and one of the first medical calls he went to was for "foreign body in rectum" and when they got there, the guy had put a MASON JAR up there.  Not knowing what to do, he went back to the chief who was still sitting in the truck who told him "okay, the SOP for this kind of thing..."

Wait... there's a SOP for this?? 

Yep, there's a hardening foam they spray into the mason jar (if they can reach it) with a hook sticking out of the end for easy removal once they get the person to the hospital.  

 

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