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 2015-01-05 2:25 PM |
Pro  6838      Tejas |  Subject: Brilliant journalism |
| 2015-01-06 12:29 PM in reply to: mdg2003 |
 Bronze member | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism Wow, there are some crazy people out there! The comments were cracking me up though |
.| 2015-01-06 12:34 PM in reply to: mdg2003 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism SNERKSNORT I needed that. Riverside County, CA ... hey, that's where I did plenty of my worst drinking! Come to think of it, this incident now makes sense. Heh. |
| 2015-01-06 5:02 PM in reply to: IndoIronYanti |
| New user 560 Key West | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism Made me laugh out loud. She almost qualifies for the Darwin Awards. By the way, why do homes in Riverside County have fireplaces? |
| 2015-01-06 9:32 PM in reply to: mdg2003 |
New user 1351 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism My favorite part was the initial attempt at a rescue with "an extension cord" |
| 2015-01-07 9:02 AM in reply to: trijamie |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism I like that the ex-boyfriend tried to get her out, "but it was too hard", and he gave up. I'm betting that by "it was too hard", he means, "I didn't feel like missing football for the sake of trying to get my bat-crazy ex-gf out of my chimney, so I tried for five minutes, then cracked open another beer and went back to the couch." |
| 2015-01-07 12:24 PM in reply to: 0 |
Pro 15655 | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism Originally posted by jmk-brooklyn I like that the ex-boyfriend tried to get her out, "but it was too hard", and he gave up. I'm betting that by "it was too hard", he means, "I didn't feel like missing football for the sake of trying to get my bat-crazy ex-gf out of my chimney, so I tried for five minutes, then cracked open another beer and went back to the couch." I would have tried harder then he did. I would have dumped some lubricant down from the roof. First some motor oil, then some syrup, maybe some canola oil, then maybe some talcum powder, then some dish soap, then some more motor oil......"hang on dear I think the old fish oil from the fryer will do it!!!".....I just would have tried REALLY hard. Edited by Left Brain 2015-01-07 12:40 PM |
| 2015-01-07 12:55 PM in reply to: Left Brain |
Pro 6191 | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism "It took 23 Riverside County firefighters approximately two hours to extract the woman" Not it didn't . It took 3 to make the rescue, but they had to call all of their coworker friends to bear witness to the ridiculous situation |
| 2015-01-07 3:01 PM in reply to: mdg2003 |
Pro 4578 Vancouver, BC | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism |
| 2015-01-07 3:29 PM in reply to: jeng |
New user 1351 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism Originally posted by jeng I liked this one today. http://www.torontosun.com/2012/08/28/missing-woman-unwittingly-joins-search-party-for-herself I couldn't stop laughing when I read that one the other night. I wonder, when she realized that the missing woman was herself, if she hesitated for a moment before telling everyone. |
| 2015-01-14 1:25 PM in reply to: trijamie |
Pro 6838 Tejas | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism More brilliance from the folks at the Yahoo; https://screen.yahoo.com/attention-khlo-kardashian-named-her-2009281... . Can anyone top that?  |
| 2015-01-14 2:29 PM in reply to: mdg2003 |
Pro 15655 | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism Originally posted by mdg2003 More brilliance from the folks at the Yahoo; https://screen.yahoo.com/attention-khlo-kardashian-named-her-2009281... . Can anyone top that? I think the question is...........does anyone want to? |
| 2015-01-14 2:53 PM in reply to: Left Brain |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Brilliant journalism Originally posted by Left Brain Originally posted by jmk-brooklyn I like that the ex-boyfriend tried to get her out, "but it was too hard", and he gave up. I'm betting that by "it was too hard", he means, "I didn't feel like missing football for the sake of trying to get my bat-crazy ex-gf out of my chimney, so I tried for five minutes, then cracked open another beer and went back to the couch." I would have tried harder then he did. I would have dumped some lubricant down from the roof. First some motor oil, then some syrup, maybe some canola oil, then maybe some talcum powder, then some dish soap, then some more motor oil......"hang on dear I think the old fish oil from the fryer will do it!!!".....I just would have tried REALLY hard. Then a bucket of army ants. Then a live wolverine... |
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