Bike related (funny or serious) quotes? What have you got?

"If I crash please pause my Garmin"

Someone on here posted something similiar in a thread for Road id sayings or something.

Keep the rubber side down (stolen from my motorcycle circles, but it works the same)

That ain't sweat running down my leg

Everybody cheats, I just didn't know (bonus if you know where it comes from)

Red is fast (or Red is the fastest color)

Your (my) seat is too high

Excellent job... and how prophetic it was given the era of cycling that the movie preceded. 

I think this came from Specialized..

"it's a tool not a trophy."

Paul and Phil both used this a few times this TDF:  "he's riding like a scalded cat."

To the OP, you could modify to:  "rides like a scalded cat."  

Okay, you probably won't put this on your bike but it's what I thought of when I saw the thread title: 

"Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel…the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood"

- Susan B Anthony 

The one I heard several times from Sherwen this year - "Oh, he's in a spot of bother."

"All I wanna do is bicycle, bicycle, bicycle..." ~ Freddy Mercury

*like*

Best one so far.

Runner up...

Another one that you hear from those that have been around a while, "On the rivet"

If I die don't like my wife sell this bike for what I said I paid for it.

Chris, do we get any finished product pics???

http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=535620

Thanks Arend. Now I need to see the other side. It looks great.

It's my RoadID.  It says "Please stop my Garmin".

"It never gets easier.  You just go faster."