New Trisuit that isn't ugly

Let me preface this by saying the following. I am dead sexy. I mean, like you know how you are looking for a tri suit online and they all seem to be on some really ripped mannequin with abs and so forth. Yeah, imagine I look like that. The picture to the left is a couple of years old. I'm way sexier now. So when I say they are ugly, lets please refrain from comments on body sizes and guts and stuff. Nobody here has those issues. Lets just assume that.

But as i look for tri suits I'm appalled at how ugly they are. I'm not just talking about the lines and the patterns, I'm talking about colors. So, I can get a tri suit in Black and in Blue and in Red...oh, and in white. Now, most of these have black bottom portions. That's a necessity, I'm not looking to change that.

BUT, am I just missing the cool neon colors that are overused in running? Heck, I even have cycling jerseys in neon yellow, neon green and neon orange. My wife's tri suit has neon pink!!!

What's the deal? I want neon colors. I thought I found a cool neon green one, but they didn't have any. It was a lie. Or, I want something stupid fun. If I could get a Captain America one, or maybe an Incredible Hulk one? How cool would that be?

P.S. One piece....

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