The Best Way To Get Really Really Drunk Thread (Page 3)

One thing that I have heard will f**k you up REAL fast is an alcohol-based enema.  I'd actually be interested to see if this is refuted by the Docs that we have running around BT.

You said the "best way to get really really drunk"  but not that it had to be consumed orally.

This is absolutely true, in fact, taken this way, alcohol is absorbed into the bloodstream as quickly, or quicker, than ingesting it orally. It's a disturbing fact that kids/teens have discovered that alcohol enemas won't leave alcohol on your breath (as discernablly) and "get away with" drinking, per se, at school dances and functions and pass the "breath test" at the door.

*edit - I have not, nor do I ever, intend to perform a study on this subject.

A bloody mary is supposed to come with a beer chaser, silly.  Its called a "snit" in these parts.  

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Irish Car Bombs.  1/2 pint Guinness into which a shot ofa mixture of Bailey's Irish Cream and Jameson Irish Whiskey are dropped.  Consume rapidly.  I can get pretty effed on those. They taste like creamy chocolatey goodness. 

During my college years, my fraternity would put on a rush event called "Tequilathon".  We had several rooms around the campus as stations and would host prospective members for upside-down margaritas.  For the uninitiated, an upside-down margarita looks a little something like this:

In one hand is the margarita mix, in the other, the tequila.  Open yapper, pour generously, swish around a bit, and as the chair is flinging you upright, swallow.  We had a variant of that whose name escapes me (probably because I got blind drunk that night since the host has to drink a lot).  Similar procedure as above but the mix is this: generous pour of tequila, splash of margarita mix, spoonfull of tropical punch KoolAid mix, and a splash of very, very cheap beer.  No wonder my vomit was blood red after several of those.

Aaah, those were the days.  Now everytime I get drunk I need a week to recover.  I swear every time that I'm not going to ever get that drunk again... 

Heh.  Mine's Sloe Gin.  What were we thinking?!?! 

16 yrs old, went blind for a day after a lemon gin bender. No lie. To this day can't even drink lemonade.

Looking back at my youth, I should be dead.

Embarassed to be Canadian and say this:

I can't stand beer

First time ever actually getting drunk on beer was during college. I had never consumed more than one or two, but on this occasion I had 15, and spent the next several hours puking foam. A good whiff of beer now still gets me gagging.

On the updise, I met my future wife that night, and we just celebrated our 17th aniversary 2 weeks ago. 

I don't know if these drinks are the fastest ways to get drunk but they taste pretty good.

In college at parties my husband would mix up a drink called a Bullfrog. It usually got mixed in a large, clean cooler so it would stay cold. It was a mixture of vodka or Everclear and Sprite or 7Up (7up has more bubbles) and then a gallon of lime sherbert was dropped in. As the sherbert melted some it became a bubbly, foamy yummy drink. If you drink it fast (which was most of the time) it has a habit of sneaking up on you

I made the mistake of doing 21 shots (back-to-back) for my 21st birthday. My friends had bought 21 mini bottles of liquor at the store and "made" me take a shot from each of them. Cheap gin is by far the nastiest liquor drank straight. I have never been so drunk in my life and was hungover for 2 days.

My current favorite drink my husband discovered on a trip to Sweden. I'm sure it was around before then but we didn't know about it   It's a mix of vanilla vodka and coke. It's really good if you like vanilla coke because when mixed right, it tastes just like it and will knock you on your a$$ if you're not careful.

mingram - 2006-10-19 10:14 AM First... You guys ROCK. And I thought this was all running, biking and swimming. You have all shown me that there CAN be two diminsions of cool. Second... try POWER HOUR. It takes one hour, so it may not be the fastest, but man will you get f'ed up. One swig of beer a minute, every minute. The time keeper tells you to drink, and if they miss a minute (and they will), must chug a beer. Then the person on the left becomes time keeper. Must have ALOT of beer on hand. I love this game. Always play on the deck when we go to Grand Isle, looking at the water. Hmmm, weekend plans... NO, must run... You are all a bad influence

We used to do this with a shot glass. Figured it out one time, that a 1.5-ounce shot every minute for an hour is the equivalent of nearly eight beers. Lot of beer to drink in an hour.