The Running Farts (Page 2)

Hi, my name is Ben and I fart when I run.

Now that I've joined the club, I'd second the motion for Bean-O.  That stuff works great.  I actually keep some in my car because on hot days, I've "released", exited the car and then returned only to find that the smell earned interest while I was gone.  The Bean-O stuff really works, you'll be fart free in no time.

I'm actually impressed that you fart so much during a run that the "exit point" actually gets irritated.  That is truely a gift for cheap entertainment.

Why haven't any of the COJ people discovered this thread?  It would have been pulled in no time.

Best thread ever.

My thought exactly!!!  This should be in COJ...it would be absurd!

Self-admitting farter when I run.  I will leave the rashes and chaffing to those who need to check their drawers more often!

"sharts"...new vocabulary for me. BT is great for my English. Thank you.

I thought that was what that cycling team "Liquigas" was all about though.

a. Is it normal to fart while you your friend runs?  I think the real question is isn't that why we run in the first place?

b. Is there a reasonable explanation for a drop in my Heart Rate after I fart during a run?

c. Is there any proof that run times got down with excessive farting during a run?

This thread is COJ gold!!!  Too freakin' funny.  I've gotten several weird glances in the last few minutes as I try to stiffle my laughter.  Sharts!!  TFF.

Oh, and Princesses don't fart.   We fluff. 

Hmm, I'm surprised runnergirl didn't mention butt butter.

One thing you should tell your, um, friend is that Mexican food definitely turns farts into sharts. That term is hilarious! 

I always try to make sure I'm not near anybody when I fart outside, just like the guy to hocked a loogie waited until after he passed me to do so today. It still sounded disgusting.  

have you ever noticed that running farts smell different?  They are the rankest, most vile smelling thing in the world, and no matter how fast I'm running, they always tend to linger.  Not to mention that once I get home, they stay that way for a while.  Maybe it's the gels

Shouldn't you be running fast enough to get away from the smell of your fart?

Sig line if I have ever seen one!