Transition Area Coaching

I'm in... times 2 with Wendy.

Isn't transition where we get a latte and a scone to warm up after the swim and then a nice smoothie after the bike?

Aren't there strippers in the transition area too?  Should I bring a stack of ones? 

Ok... serious MAP transition question.  Is the swim/bike transtion are just outside or do we exit the pool through the locker rooms?  Wondering about drying off if its cold that day.

The TA is just outside the pool.  They open a double door towards the parking lot so you have like 100y to run, max.  Makes for a very fast T1.  No harm in putting a towel down at your spot to dry off if it's chilly.

And there are no strippers at any setup races that I know of.  However, if you want to bring your stack of ones, I'll wear my leopard print speedo. 

Now that's funny!  I feel a fundraiser coming on.....

Thanks for clarifying....  Although some of the women might donate for the thong...

Actually I think he's begging us to let him wear it.

It's less a dare and more of a threat.  Though I have to admit that it's somewhat of a hollow threat.  MAP is the first race of the season, and I don't want setup to ban me from the events that are really important!