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Just cuz Dale's freakin' hilarious. And he's enjoying a beer. Some classic Dale:

Sometimes I wish the government would just ban itself. Wrap your heads around that, fellas.

If there are no Cubans, how do you account for Desi Arnaz?

If you're going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because he'll put me down clean

Sorry, son, that's the coffee talking, and the fluorescent lighting, and the excruciating headache!

 I'll tell you the same thing I told that doctor, I'm not quitting you incompetent quack!

Dale Gribble: My name is Shackelford, Rusty Shackelford, I refuse to speak without my attorney present,
[stands, takes off his hat]
Dale Gribble: I am Mr. Shackelford's attorney, Rusty Shackelford, My client pleads insanity.

So Bill's taking a solo drive across the desert. How much of Bill's body do you think vultures will refuse to eat?

Poor Bill. Too fat to work out, not fat enough to stay in bed.

Now is the time to mold Bobby's mind while the material is still soft. In Bobby's case, exceptionally soft.

You know what the problem is? It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for? Fix It Again Tony

I am your worst nightmare! I have a three-line phone and plenty of time to kill!

If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite