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 2005-05-27 9:00 PM in reply to: #164708 |
Champion  11641      Fairport, NY |  Subject: RE: Ode, AthenaThin can be mighty fine, it's true. Fashion model emaciated can not, for me at least. It just plain hurts. In the end it all comes down not to size of hip or waist, but to the states of health and mind and the lust for life. Athenas are most definitely under appreciated. |
| 2005-05-28 11:49 AM in reply to: #30546 |
Expert 948 Mount Vernon, Iowa | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena I'm not all that curvaceous myself but I absolutely love the song Baby Got Back. Here's to you, Athenas! I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna mm-hmm Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend types are fond of Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back |
| 2005-05-28 7:33 PM in reply to: #30546 |
Veteran 166 Denver, CO | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena Dude- I wish I were an Athena! are there any cool names for short, spunky girls? |
| 2005-07-19 10:25 AM in reply to: #30546 |
Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena Lets bring back the odes.... |
| 2005-07-19 11:00 AM in reply to: #202144 |
Extreme Veteran 457 Eagleville, | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena |
| 2007-09-20 9:16 PM in reply to: #30546 |
Wife, Mother, Friend. 2457 South | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena I am bumping this up! When I first came to BT, I remember all these Odes by a person named welshy on the first page. They were great. So, I am putting my favorite back up here, even though it's been linked in another thread.
Gotta love the guys who love the big chicks. |
| 2008-06-12 11:42 PM in reply to: #30546 |
Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena Rick, marma, move this to COJ? |
| 2008-06-12 11:48 PM in reply to: #30546 |
Master 1275 Sonoma County, CA | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena good idea. it's been awhile since there's been a good 'ode athena' goin' on..... i'd like to hear some new ones. |
| 2008-06-13 1:30 AM in reply to: #1464159 |
Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: Ode, Athena crpadiem - 2008-06-12 10:48 PM good idea. it's been awhile since there's been a good 'ode athena' goin' on..... i'd like to hear some new ones.
The Welshy has retired. Too many new faces..., too many mainstream faces... I can't really talk about relationship angst garbage we all feel or garbage ramblings that are Welshy centric like I could when there were 30 people here and 1200 posts was so big we threatened to drive Ron out of business (now Ron has people - watch your step)... inevitably some brain trust would say: what does this have to do with triathlon? never realizing that triathlon is simply an expression of life; dealing with multiple hardships in the most economical fashion (damn, I should send Ron an article... yes, I'm that good)... or, an ode now would have Marma threatening to kick me off BT for posting anything remotely associated with anything marginally tied to things even loosely revolving around the slightest hint of impropriety... you know, Welshy stuff (in Marmas' defense, I've pushed him to the limit and only barely ducked my head back in time - time out is no fun, I'll be honest) it's the difference between 50 people and 1500) So, what you should have gleaned from all that drivel, Nancy my dear, is this: with this many people, someone is bound to say "classically, that's simple" or "that's not good at all, really" this person will probably be British (who must rely on exactitude - implying that they have already conquered or colonized the earth; implying that it's all been done, only now it's being done incorrectly), or perhaps Russian, claiming that no poetry is valid without winter, potato alcohol or burning refuse in a barrel, the French, who would say that anything American is adolescent, and fcuk the English, or the Chinese, mass-producing fortune cookie papers with everything I say and trying, arrogantly, to burn more fossil fuels than the US (amateurs) Ultimatley, I can't battle the combined force arrayed against me, so I resign myself to the shell that I once was, whistling ode's to a successful bowel movement or an occasional pigeon who manages to steal a chip from a pudgy, addicted to Wii third grader.
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