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2008-08-19 3:30 PM
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brian - 2008-08-19 4:16 PM Why do I get the impression that someone is rolling around on their floor of their office laughing at this thread?

Like me? This is hysterical.

But seriously, I hope it all works out. Whenever I've been drug tested for a job, the test had to be taken within 48 hrs of job offer. Do you not have a deadline for it? Or I guess it's 9/15?

Like Trixie said, you're bound to have missed something. I hope the nurse can work with what she got. Did she think it was funny?



2008-08-19 4:55 PM
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LaurenSU02 - 2008-08-19 3:30 PM

brian - 2008-08-19 4:16 PM Why do I get the impression that someone is rolling around on their floor of their office laughing at this thread?

Like me? This is hysterical.

But seriously, I hope it all works out. Whenever I've been drug tested for a job, the test had to be taken within 48 hrs of job offer. Do you not have a deadline for it? Or I guess it's 9/15?

Like Trixie said, you're bound to have missed something. I hope the nurse can work with what she got. Did she think it was funny?



Fortunately, the nurse was pretty cool about it. Apparantly, there are enough guys that shave their heads and keep things trimmed that she sees it every day.

And yes, I am getting a big laugh at myself on this one. I called my wife on the way back from the doctor's office ... seriously concerned at the time ... and of course this caring wife of mine is probably still on the floor, rolling around, tearing from her eyes in laughter.
2008-08-19 5:16 PM
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OMG...!!!!

LOL....This is one of the funniest thread that I have read here in this Forum...LOL

I can't stop laughing...!!! LOL



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2008-08-19 5:22 PM
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I remember these good old hair folicle drug tests from my high school days. I remember them taking CHUNKS of hair from my head during track season. The worst was my friend who had to have his legs shven because he had a shaved head. That was a good laugh at practice.
2008-08-19 5:40 PM
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This thread is worthless without more pictures...particularly legs, chest, and biceps...

 ...and I agree with above poster...if you're going to shave that much, shave it all. It can't be that hard...half of us girls take care of that "bidness" without a problem!

2008-08-19 5:45 PM
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velorider62 - 2008-08-19 3:16 PM

OMG...!!!! LOL....This is one of the funniest thread that I have read here in this Forum...LOL    I can't stop laughing...!!! LOL 

x2 ...in any forum. Ever. LOL!

You don't have a hair to spare?

Hope it works out okay for ya.

 



2008-08-19 6:21 PM
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Try super gluing a few pubic hairs on your chest :-)
2008-08-19 6:28 PM
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2008-08-19 7:49 PM
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Colomingle - 2008-08-19 5:40 PM

This thread is worthless without more pictures...particularly legs, chest, and biceps...

 ...and I agree with above poster...if you're going to shave that much, shave it all. It can't be that hard...half of us girls take care of that "bidness" without a problem!



I think I got it ... Bald vs. the Halloween wig. Do you think they would buy it?





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2008-08-20 8:15 AM
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trixie - 2008-08-19 3:27 PM You sure you don't have a random hair anywhere that is super long? I know I ALWAYS miss spots shaving. They are generally the same area (around knees) and I will occasionally grow a nice long one.  Maybe there is a long one hanging around? Maybe?

My wife ALWAYS misses a couple around her ankles and since she's blonde with thin hair, it's hard to spot.  But it's funny as hell when she finds one an inch long or so.  I like to tease her and call her "mucklucks".

 

2008-08-20 8:28 AM
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This thread has just reached its potential. Congratulations everyone.



2008-08-20 9:57 AM
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I feel better now that there are pics. I can officially start my day now that I've seen a bit of eye candy.

 


2008-08-21 3:19 PM
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Colomingle - 2008-08-20 9:57 AM

I feel better now that there are pics. I can officially start my day now that I've seen a bit of eye candy.

 




Well, speaking for the guys, we could have done without it...especially since we already had our "eye candy"....NICE GAMMS...
2008-08-22 4:42 AM
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newleaf - 2008-08-19 11:15 PM

snausa - 2008-08-19 12:11 PM
dlb3830 - 2008-08-19 11:01 AM Dude, are you gonna be a covert agent or something?
I hear ya ... seems pretty strict to me as well. It is a good job, but I am now covert agent.

Is one who would say "I am a covert agent" really covert? 

 

That made me laugh out loud!!

2008-08-22 7:20 AM
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Got any hair on your a$$?  (I can't believe I'm asking this)...it might qualify as leg hair.

 

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