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2010-07-25 2:58 PM
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The board is a little boring today.


2010-07-25 3:15 PM
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Im new here on BT, but this has me in tears. I can feel the awkward vibe through my computer. 

If its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown stop and dont crap your pants.  
2010-07-25 3:19 PM
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Karibu - 2010-07-26 3:58 AM The board is a little boring today.


Bless you for making it a bit more lively

I'm sorry ... but this is one of the all-time classic BT threads ... on first reading it got me ROTFL, for real ... shaking, crying, couldn't talk ...

Oh, the memories.
2010-07-25 3:23 PM
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TriAya - 2010-07-25 4:19 PM
Karibu - 2010-07-26 3:58 AM The board is a little boring today.


Bless you for making it a bit more lively

I'm sorry ... but this is one of the all-time classic BT threads ... on first reading it got me ROTFL, for real ... shaking, crying, couldn't talk ...

Oh, the memories.


I was the same. I read and laughed and read and wondered and red and laughed. When I finished it felt like I had done a two hour ab workout. 
2010-07-26 11:20 PM
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I have been laughin and laughing......this is priceles.....I'm sorry for this girl, but thank you so much for helping me get a good chuckle....rotfl!!!!!!!!!!
2010-07-28 1:36 PM
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A big THANK YOU to whoever bumped this. Just made my day soooo much better. Although I really do want to know if it was a joke...


2010-07-28 2:39 PM
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I had to stop reading I was laughing so hard! I've read a few allusions to this thread since joining BT but had no desire to try and find it. Now I know why.

Wow.......
2010-07-28 3:34 PM
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eca712 - 2010-07-28 11:36 AM A big THANK YOU to whoever bumped this. Just made my day soooo much better. Although I really do want to know if it was a joke...


One year later and she's still hooking the fish... :p

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2010-07-29 2:51 AM
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If you're serious, I'd imagine you've already been prescribed antibiotics to deal with the obvious aftermath of this mess? Peeing while riding is something I'd only consider in a full IM if I thought I had a real shot at at least placing! Nothing short of a $1 million prize would make me cr*p myself!
2010-07-29 9:28 AM
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She was selling a bike in the classifieds section recently and I really wanted to ask if it was THE bike and if so, had it been decontaminated. Wink
2010-08-12 6:10 AM
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2010-11-10 11:48 AM
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I had to join just to comment on this! Came across a link to it over in the MTBR forums. This was the funniest thing I've ever read. I don;t know why triathletes get such a bad rap...Wink If you're that dedicated in training then I hope to never meet you at a starting line.
2010-11-10 11:57 AM
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jds324 - 2010-11-10 12:48 PM

I had to join just to comment on this! Came across a link to it over in the MTBR forums. This was the funniest thing I've ever read. I don;t know why triathletes get such a bad rap...Wink If you're that dedicated in training then I hope to never meet you at a starting line.


You might want to look for various threads about IMFL this year...


2010-11-10 1:49 PM
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ehughes - 2010-07-29 3:51 PM If you're serious, I'd imagine you've already been prescribed antibiotics to deal with the obvious aftermath of this mess? Peeing while riding is something I'd only consider in a full IM if I thought I had a real shot at at least placing! Nothing short of a $1 million prize would make me cr*p myself!


I'd do it for $10,000. Maybe less. Depends on at what point during the IM and how long it would be before I could at least wipe if not wash off.
2010-11-10 1:51 PM
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Only during a race for lots of money, man...

I've managed that one just being stuck in traffic.

2010-11-10 1:54 PM
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I was wondering if this would pop back up with the recent incident at IMFL.


2010-11-10 1:55 PM
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Chaderbox - 2010-11-11 2:51 AM

Only during a race for lots of money, man...

I've managed that one just being stuck in traffic.



Yup.

If I had to willingly do it during an IM, though ... yeah, I'd need some dough.
2010-11-10 2:00 PM
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Reading this thread should be a requirement for...

"You know you're a triathlete when..."

2010-11-10 2:51 PM
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LMFAO!
I can't believe I have never read this before.  I think probably because I assumed it was about people pizzing all over themselves on the bike...which I will never do and think is pretty gross.  This takes it to another level. I had to idea it was about pushing one out on the saddle.  And a chick!  Too funny!!
2010-11-10 3:07 PM
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rayd - 2010-11-11 3:51 AM LMFAO!
I can't believe I have never read this before.  I think probably because I assumed it was about people pizzing all over themselves on the bike...which I will never do and think is pretty gross.  This takes it to another level. I had to idea it was about pushing one out on the saddle.  And a chick!  Too funny!!


Not just "a" chick, either.

THE chick.
2010-11-10 4:27 PM
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mktoson - 2010-11-10 1:54 PM I was wondering if this would pop back up with the recent incident at IMFL.

I must have missed something.  Help a fella out with a link?



2010-11-10 5:08 PM
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zed707 - 2010-11-10 4:27 PM

mktoson - 2010-11-10 1:54 PM I was wondering if this would pop back up with the recent incident at IMFL.

I must have missed something.  Help a fella out with a link?



I don't want to dignify it with a direct link, but check over at ST. I think there are three threads about it on on page one.

Good lord.
2010-11-10 5:09 PM
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Now I can't believe I posted in this flippin' thread too!

Gaaaaaaaaaaah!

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2010-11-10 5:48 PM
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The BT Hot Tamale thread,best ever!
2010-11-10 9:45 PM
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ehughes - 2010-07-29 3:51 AM If you're serious, I'd imagine you've already been prescribed antibiotics to deal with the obvious aftermath of this mess? Peeing while riding is something I'd only consider in a full IM if I thought I had a real shot at at least placing! Nothing short of a $1 million prize would make me cr*p myself!


I'm a poor college student, I would do it for 2 pairs of smart wool socks and a water bottle.  But it would have to be a badass water bottle.
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