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 2005-04-01 2:21 PM in reply to: #136834 |
Regular 259   Hamilton |  Subject: RE: I'm Boreddon't think I haven't thought about taking the nag out to back forty and letting her have it..and the horse too |
| 2005-04-01 2:22 PM in reply to: #136835 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored I see Renee is artfully dodging my advances...just like woman..being offered what she wants and not really wanting it...I oughta.... |
| 2005-04-01 2:24 PM in reply to: #136837 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored you weren't in a meeting..all this sex talk got you worked up and you needed 5mins alone in the can with the Sears catalog |
| 2005-04-01 2:24 PM in reply to: #136836 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: I'm Bored kentiger - 2005-04-01 12:20 PM the best is when...all day they keep dropping the hint that when you get home you're in for some action..so all day you have to try and function with that thought in your head..you get home all revved up and it seems the day has just tired them out. Oh..if you really want it I can just lay here but I can't make any promises. Lay there? You can go to sleep if you want. It's not about you at this point any more. That's worse than getting a flat tire halfway through your long ride and not having a spare OK, that's it, you guys are a bunch of freaking whiners. My man comes back from Ultimate Frisbee tournaments pretty dang tired. But he's been gone for 2 days, so he just lays there. I don't complain. I have a blast. |
| 2005-04-01 2:26 PM in reply to: #136829 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I'm Bored kentiger - 2005-04-01 2:11 PM sounds like a plan..but sorry Chuck..she's never home..4 days a week out riding her horse (as opposed to riding her husband)..which, I might add. takes a heck of a lot longer than 5 mins to do. Can wives be traded in? I think Renee is sounding hotter all the time (though it sucks that I'm not 5yrs younger like she prefers). Did I mention that I am a reflexologist? And have some experience with Shiatsu? I hear she's having some aches that need fixing. Ok, it's not that I prefer younger men. I have learned that even younger men (<30) are sprinters (wtf?). I have resolved not to date anyone younger than me. 45 or > would be nice, and without the obstacle of a WIFE. I saw my LMT last night. I know how to meet my own needs but thanks for the uhhh disturbing offer. |
| 2005-04-01 2:28 PM in reply to: #136842 |
| Elite 2458 Livingston, MT | Subject: RE: I'm Bored kimj81 - 2005-04-01 11:24 AM kentiger - 2005-04-01 12:20 PM the best is when...all day they keep dropping the hint that when you get home you're in for some action..so all day you have to try and function with that thought in your head..you get home all revved up and it seems the day has just tired them out. Oh..if you really want it I can just lay here but I can't make any promises. Lay there? You can go to sleep if you want. It's not about you at this point any more. That's worse than getting a flat tire halfway through your long ride and not having a spare OK, that's it, you guys are a bunch of freaking whiners. My man comes back from Ultimate Frisbee tournaments pretty dang tired. But he's been gone for 2 days, so he just lays there. I don't complain. I have a blast. Is that on the ESPN2 channel? The Ultimate Frisbee tournament part... you perv! |
| 2005-04-01 2:28 PM in reply to: #136844 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored hey now...the reflexology offer was legit |
| 2005-04-01 2:29 PM in reply to: #136842 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I'm Bored kimj81 - 2005-04-01 2:24 PM OK, that's it, you guys are a bunch of freaking whiners. My man comes back from Ultimate Frisbee tournaments pretty dang tired. But he's been gone for 2 days, so he just lays there. I don't complain. I have a blast. On top is always better. Sssh baby, don't talk. |
| 2005-04-01 2:29 PM in reply to: #136847 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: I'm Bored ChuckyFinster - 2005-04-01 12:28 PM Is that on the ESPN2 channel? The Ultimate Frisbee tournament part... you perv! Huh? Edited by kimj81 2005-04-01 2:30 PM |
| 2005-04-01 2:29 PM in reply to: #136842 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored her favourite time to get with it...when I have driven 3hrs to get home after doing a 2hr plus triathlon...hit a guy while he's down why don'tcha |
| 2005-04-01 2:30 PM in reply to: #136850 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored On top is always better. Sssh baby, don't talk. is that a power thing or a positioning thing? Not that I'm complaining |
| 2005-04-01 2:31 PM in reply to: #136853 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: I'm Bored kentiger - 2005-04-01 12:30 PMis that a power thing or a positioning thing? Both. This thread is gonna pass up the Schaivo thread by the end of the day at this rate! Edited by kimj81 2005-04-01 2:34 PM |
| 2005-04-01 2:32 PM in reply to: #136854 |
Veteran 139 Arizona | Subject: RE: I'm Bored Is there a rating on this thread??? |
| 2005-04-01 2:32 PM in reply to: #136854 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored well..whatever gets you boat floated |
| 2005-04-01 2:33 PM in reply to: #136857 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored should there be? |
| 2005-04-01 2:33 PM in reply to: #136857 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I'm Bored I think I might get banned... |
| 2005-04-01 2:34 PM in reply to: #136844 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored I saw my LMT last night. I know how to meet my own needs but thanks for the uhhh disturbing offer. the shooter calls for another clay pigeon..PULL! Bang! Shot down... |
| 2005-04-01 2:34 PM in reply to: #136841 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I'm Bored kentiger - 2005-04-01 2:24 PM you weren't in a meeting..all this sex talk got you worked up and you needed 5mins alone in the can with the Sears catalog *hiccup* *hiccup* |
| 2005-04-01 2:36 PM in reply to: #136863 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored I'd offer you some water but I wouldn't want you to take it the wrong way..and I already know how you can meet your own needs;-) Heaven knows men know all about meeting their own needs right Darth? |
| 2005-04-01 2:42 PM in reply to: #136864 |
| Elite 2458 Livingston, MT | Subject: RE: I'm Bored kentiger - 2005-04-01 11:36 AM I'd offer you some water but I wouldn't want you to take it the wrong way..and I already know how you can meet your own needs;-) Heaven knows men know all about meeting their own needs right Darth? Brother ain't that the troof! When I don't want to give eight hours or foreplay and spend a week's worth of salary, just give me the Sears catalog - electronics section! |
| 2005-04-01 2:42 PM in reply to: #136864 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored well that bites..finally jump into a live thread and I end it..doh. |
| 2005-04-01 2:43 PM in reply to: #136868 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored yeah...women aren't the only ones who like electonic toys...someone hand me the mantoy (remote) and pass me a beer |
| 2005-04-01 2:58 PM in reply to: #136870 |
Veteran 139 Arizona | Subject: RE: I'm Bored mmmm basting. Master-basting. Why is it all the threads eventually end up on cooking? |
| 2005-04-01 3:03 PM in reply to: #136390 |
Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: Ode, man Under the sheets or on top of the covers Head in the pillow trying not to smother He's got an itch that needs scratching But you won't have to work Laying there while your uglies are slappin Ass in the air Moving with some flair Hanging from the ceiling I'll ring your little bell Just show me some feeling The load is a heavy one Just trying to get him some This wickedly heady imperative The but of every joke Spend his life trying to merit it He knows it's silly She knows it's real He's not gettin any She's trying to heal From riding horses all day This wasn't the deal |
| 2005-04-01 3:07 PM in reply to: #136390 |
| Regular 259 Hamilton | Subject: RE: I'm Bored well done..a bard amonst the throng (almost typed in thong for a second there..Freudian slip. Slip..we're still talking lingerie...oh I need to stop now) |
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