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2005-04-01 3:09 PM
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Xander: Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander: See?! Buffy didn't feel it. I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince! Bator.



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2005-04-01 3:13 PM
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honest..there was no penetration involved
2005-04-01 3:18 PM
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Yeah, it's like a Stevie Nicks song. I can imagine her spinning in circles in her dress with many veils as she sings "this wasn't the deal" in her raspy voice.
2005-04-01 3:26 PM
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"On top is always better. Sssh baby, don't talk."

Ooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwooooooooowoooo....

2005-04-01 3:27 PM
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I feel so dirty.







I kinda like it.
2005-04-01 3:34 PM
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Renee - 2005-04-01 2:29 PM 

On top is always better. Sssh baby, don't talk.

I have to agree, the woman on top is always better.  Gives me something to do with my hands as well.



2005-04-01 3:40 PM
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I'm gonna pay for that wisecrack... fingers are quicker than the brain.
2005-04-01 3:44 PM
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Renee - 2005-04-01 12:40 PM

I'm gonna pay for that wisecrack... fingers are quicker than the brain.


Is that another slip up?
2005-04-01 3:47 PM
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Renee - 2005-04-01 1:40 PM I'm gonna pay for that wisecrack... fingers are quicker than the brain.

I have a feeling we will all pay for what we've done here today.

2005-04-01 3:47 PM
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her fingers slipped..or she has slippery fingers
2005-04-01 3:49 PM
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kimj81 - 2005-04-01 3:47 PM

I have a feeling we will all pay for what we've done here today.


You never know the price you pay may just be well worth paying.  Could always be quite enjoyable.    But then again maybe it is to high a price to pay.  It just will have to remain to be seen.

2005-04-01 3:50 PM
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This is UN-believably funny. What a relief to be able to talk smack and not get the PC police up in arms. If there are dudes out there who want to know what it takes to keep women happy WITHOUT spending a dime, ask a lesbian....
2005-04-01 3:54 PM
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possum - 2005-04-01 3:50 PM
If there are dudes out there who want to know what it takes to keep women happy WITHOUT spending a dime, ask a lesbian....

I am willing to take that advice, if you are giving it.    I'm willing to take any advice I can get.  I may not always follow the advice, but I will listen to any advice offered.

2005-04-01 3:57 PM
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ChuckyFinster - 2005-04-01 3:44 PM
Renee - 2005-04-01 12:40 PM I'm gonna pay for that wisecrack... fingers are quicker than the brain.
Is that another slip up?

Shut. Up.

2005-04-01 4:01 PM
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possum - 2005-04-01 3:50 PM This is UN-believably funny. What a relief to be able to talk smack and not get the PC police up in arms. If there are dudes out there who want to know what it takes to keep women happy WITHOUT spending a dime, ask a lesbian....

Many of us female types would consider it a Public Service if you were to publish your thoughts on newsgroups, websites, billboards, bathroom walls. Speak the word and let it spread throughout the land.

2005-04-01 4:40 PM
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Squirming in my seat... feeling mildly uncomfortable....  yes we have a winner!!!


2005-04-01 4:42 PM
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2005-04-01 5:19 PM
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"If there are dudes out there who want to know what it takes to keep women happy WITHOUT spending a dime, ask a lesbian.... "

I'd learn better from first.. hand... experience. Do you have a webcam?

2005-04-01 6:05 PM
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I am no longer bored, thank you    It's been a looooong time since I've seen a thread this good!  Thanks for making my day 
2005-04-01 6:10 PM
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tmwelshy - 2005-04-01 4:19 PM

I'd learn better from first.. hand... experience. Do you have a webcam?



I GOT IT! I've solved your problem. If you think a webcam would provide first hand experience, you need say no more. See, a webcam isn't real. get it? unplug and focus, young son. Focus.

Besides, I think it would intimidate you. Your feelings of worthlessness would multiply, your jealousy would make you more bitter and nasty, which would only serve to defeat you further.

Enjoy your own hand
2005-04-01 6:25 PM
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possum - 2005-04-01 3:10 PM

tmwelshy - 2005-04-01 4:19 PM

I'd learn better from first.. hand... experience. Do you have a webcam?



I GOT IT! I've solved your problem. If you think a webcam would provide first hand experience, you need say no more. See, a webcam isn't real. get it? unplug and focus, young son. Focus.

Besides, I think it would intimidate you. Your feelings of worthlessness would multiply, your jealousy would make you more bitter and nasty, which would only serve to defeat you further.

Enjoy your own hand


I'm confused, are you gonna get the webcam or not?!?!?!


2005-04-01 7:17 PM
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I know my hand like the back of my hand. We go way back, my hand and I. I love its dimples and the way it looks when well moisturized. It's soft countours and knowing carress fill me with peace and tranquility, transporting me to places I would otherwise never see. I go on long walks with my hand, saying nothing, but sharing all my innermost feelings and desires with a sly, mischevious glance. When I'm down my hand picks me up and in the dark, quite times, my hand is always there and always ready with a tickle or knowing touch. My hand has never been too sore from horseback riding and never rejected me, even when tired. Completely faithful and always willing, my hand is my truest life partner. Sometimes, we sleep in, spending hours under the covers and at peace with the world. Many is the time I have woken to find my hand holding me in that oh so familiar way, knowing what I need before I even do. I've forced my hand to share me with others, and still it has stayed with me. I have abused my hand, neglected my hand and worse, spurned my hand for anothers, but it's always there, patient and waiting.

I love you hand.... 

2005-04-01 7:22 PM
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tmwelshy - 2005-04-01 7:17 PM

I know my hand like the back of my hand. We go way back, my hand and I. I love its dimples and the way it looks when well moisturized. It's soft countours and knowing carress fill me with peace and tranquility, transporting me to places I would otherwise never see. I go on long walks with my hand, saying nothing, but sharing all my innermost feelings and desires with a sly, mischevious glance. When I'm down my hand picks me up and in the dark, quite times, my hand is always there and always ready with a tickle or knowing touch. My hand has never been too sore from horseback riding and never rejected me, even when tired. Completely faithful and always willing, my hand is my truest life partner. Sometimes, we sleep in, spending hours under the covers and at peace with the world. Many is the time I have woken to find my hand holding me in that oh so familiar way, knowing what I need before I even do. I've forced my hand to share me with others, and still it has stayed with me. I have abused my hand, neglected my hand and worse, spurned my hand for anothers, but it's always there, patient and waiting.

I love you hand.... 

Someone should add this to the "Quotes" page.  It's so beautiful.    Excuse me...*sniff*

2005-04-01 7:59 PM
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What's the URL for that webcam? Or can we arrange a direct feed to BT.com?
2005-04-01 8:12 PM
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Dude, I love the avatar.
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