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2005-04-01 8:20 PM
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possum - 2005-04-01 4:10 PM
tmwelshy - 2005-04-01 4:19 PM

I'd learn better from first.. hand... experience. Do you have a webcam?

I GOT IT! I've solved your problem. If you think a webcam would provide first hand experience, you need say no more. See, a webcam isn't real. get it? unplug and focus, young son. Focus.Besides, I think it would intimidate you. Your feelings of worthlessness would multiply, your jealousy would make you more bitter and nasty, which would only serve to defeat you further.Enjoy your own hand


LOL! You are awesome... Possum.


2005-04-01 9:15 PM
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kimj81 - 2005-04-01 7:20 PM


LOL! You are awesome... Possum.


that's what all the girls say...
2005-04-01 9:24 PM
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possum - 2005-04-01 6:15 PM

kimj81 - 2005-04-01 7:20 PM


LOL! You are awesome... Possum.


that's what all the girls say...


As Darth Tater would say, "another turned to the dark side." <-- say that in Tater Voice 3.0

Welshy, that was beautiful. Truly truly beautiful. You have such a way with words. I see my hand in a completely new light and I owe it all to you.
2005-04-02 3:50 AM
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Wait until I hiaku the other hand...

Oh new sensation

Left handed titillation

Ambidextrous

2005-04-02 10:32 AM
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You're as smooth and flowing as KY jelly man (new rap name for you...DJ KY)
2005-04-02 3:38 PM
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A hand & jelly sandwich?


2005-04-03 9:01 PM
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Careful...you'll get a sliver.
2005-04-04 1:49 PM
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tmwelshy - 2005-04-02 1:50 AM

Wait until I hiaku the other hand...

Oh new sensation

Left handed titillation

Ambidextrous

Speaking of that.... this woman I work with and don't really know all that well just came into my office and talked to me for a half-hour about her boyfriend's frequency of masturbation. This place is filled with old men. I can't believe the words following words were uttered in my cubicle, rather loudly, with my big boss next door: Playboy, tits, whack off, Hustler, porn, skinny b*tches, Jessica Simpson naked.... etc. I just sat there and nodded a lot.....

2005-04-04 1:58 PM
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Was she bragging or complaining?
2005-04-04 2:12 PM
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Complaining. I didn't really understand it. So long as I'm getting my quota, whatever....
2005-04-04 2:47 PM
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The voice in my head is saying "Just walk away. Just walk away..."


2005-04-04 2:51 PM
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The voice from your friend Hollis (possum) is saying RUN don;t walk, RUN, Faster, dammit!
2005-04-04 3:03 PM
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She was in my office, unfortunately. I finally told her I had to go to the bathroom....
2005-04-04 8:17 PM
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What were you doing in the bathroom?
2005-04-04 9:27 PM
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Wait a second, a woman was able to go to the bathroom alone. Did not know that was humanly possible.
2005-04-05 11:48 AM
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Ontherun - 2005-04-04 7:27 PMWait a second, a woman was able to go to the bathroom alone. Did not know that was humanly possible.

For some women, yes. Not for me. I have a shy bladder. Unless I'm dying to go, I can hardly go with someone else in the room at all. Even with my nice little stall to myself. My bladder hears someone else and ..... nuttin'.



Edited by kimj81 2005-04-05 11:51 AM


2006-08-30 10:42 AM
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I'm bored too.  So I busted out a little Kim, Chucky, and Thomas from the archives for our viewing pleasure on Hump Day.

Edited by rkreuser 2006-08-30 10:44 AM
2006-08-30 11:02 AM
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Oooh, nearly pi$$ing with laughter.  My face hurts and I think I've gotten in today's core workout...
2006-08-30 11:26 AM
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Dang, I'm funny sometimes.
2006-08-30 11:39 AM
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Oh. Dear. Gawd.

Took me a long time to live this down the first time around! I've cleaned up my act, I swear!

So I'll say in advance: Shut.Up.



Edited by Renee 2006-08-30 11:39 AM
2006-08-30 11:42 AM
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Renee - 2006-08-30 9:39 AM

Oh. Dear. Gawd.

Took me a long time to live this down the first time around! I've cleaned up my act, I swear!

So I'll say in advance: Shut.Up.

Shh baby, don't talk.



2006-08-30 11:43 AM
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Beech.

Edited by Renee 2006-08-30 11:43 AM
2006-08-30 11:48 AM
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Wow. Smiling from ear to ear. Chucky started it.
2006-08-30 11:54 AM
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tmwelshy - 2006-08-30 9:48 AM Wow. Smiling from ear to ear. Chucky started it.

BTW, Chucky's not been around for a while. Anyone up on his whereabouts?

2006-08-30 11:57 AM
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kimj81 - 2006-08-30 12:54 PM

tmwelshy - 2006-08-30 9:48 AM Wow. Smiling from ear to ear. Chucky started it.

BTW, Chucky's not been around for a while. Anyone up on his whereabouts?

He's in prison.

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