Vineman Snitch

OK, so I was working the bike course at the full Vineman last weekend. I'm going to rat some people out and others I'm just going to make some comments:

- Resident who yelled at me for having the cones too far out in the road: Suck it lady (j/k)
- BMW guy who intentionally drove INSIDE of my cones: Suck it (j/k)
- 1/2 Aquabike guy who pulled over and asked if he could use my phone to call his friend to come pick him up: Dude, just go buy a saddlebag, tube and a pump, then you can change your own flat and finish the race. Luckily NorCal Bikesport was on the scene in minutes and he was back in the race.
- Guy (I have your race # btw) who pulls over to meet his wife and friend, chats and bit and eats and drinks something out of the van: Isn't this against the rules?
- 10 rider paceline: shame on you.
- Guy with iPod: Isn't this against the rules?
- Girl with family driving next to her on the course so they can film her: c'mon now.

OK, I feel a little better.