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Have you had an affair with Tiger Woods?
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Yes1 Votes - [2.7%]
No1 Votes - [2.7%]
Maybe1 Votes - [2.7%]
Not That I Recall.....1 Votes - [2.7%]
Yes, but I followed directions and took my name off my voicemail9 Votes - [24.32%]
Yes, but I was just paid $7M to keep my mouth shut.5 Votes - [13.51%]
I don't swing that way.4 Votes - [10.81%]
So that's where these STD's came from1 Votes - [2.7%]
i'm not allowed to talk about what may have happened.1 Votes - [2.7%]
I'm not talking without my lawyer...1 Votes - [2.7%]
Too busy comforting Elin Nordegren5 Votes - [13.51%]
Yeah, but I laid up short with a 7 iron1 Votes - [2.7%]
Bacon1 Votes - [2.7%]
Don't Ask, Don't Tell!1 Votes - [2.7%]
No, but might claim to have had if there's hush money to be had3 Votes - [8.11%]
Does a threesome with Tiger and Zilla Count?1 Votes - [2.7%]

2009-12-20 2:32 PM

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Subject: Have you had an affair with Tiger Woods?
Sorry, someone had to do it


2009-12-20 5:10 PM
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*I* had an affair with Elin Nordegren.
2009-12-20 6:24 PM
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newleaf - 2009-12-20 6:10 PM *I* had an affair with Elin Nordegren.

 

nice zing.

2009-12-20 6:54 PM
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no... but if that 7mil option were on the table...well... I'd bat for the other team once for that kind of pay.
2009-12-20 7:12 PM
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Leegoocrap - 2009-12-20 7:54 PM no... but if that 7mil option were on the table...well... I'd bat for the other team once for that kind of pay.


oh so you are both gay and a prostitute and the only thing to do is haggle about price Surprised
2009-12-20 9:08 PM
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TriToy - 2009-12-20 5:12 PM
Leegoocrap - 2009-12-20 7:54 PM no... but if that 7mil option were on the table...well... I'd bat for the other team once for that kind of pay.


oh so you are both gay and a prostitute and the only thing to do is haggle about price Surprised


$7M is better than a few movies and dinner which is what we chicks normally get. 

There's probly a fair number of teams I'd bat for once if $7M in hush money were on the table. Does that one time make me a prostitute, or simply motivated to quit my day job and turn to a life of training and leisure?

2009-12-21 8:19 AM
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Leegoocrap - 2009-12-20 7:54 PM no... but if that 7mil option were on the table...well... I'd bat for the other team once for that kind of pay.


As George Costanza pointed out...once you change teams...you can't change back...
2009-12-21 8:45 AM
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TriToy - 2009-12-20 8:12 PM
Leegoocrap - 2009-12-20 7:54 PM no... but if that 7mil option were on the table...well... I'd bat for the other team once for that kind of pay.


oh so you are both gay and a prostitute and the only thing to do is haggle about price Surprised


That's exactly what I'd be contemplating while I was driving through South Beach in my Ferrari 550 on my way to my Condo.

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I've got *some* morals but lets be honest... a few minutes of something I don't necessarily enjoy for a lifetime of easy living... that's just shrewd business.
2009-12-22 10:10 AM
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Leegoocrap - 2009-12-21 9:45 AM
TriToy - 2009-12-20 8:12 PM
Leegoocrap - 2009-12-20 7:54 PM no... but if that 7mil option were on the table...well... I'd bat for the other team once for that kind of pay.


oh so you are both gay and a prostitute and the only thing to do is haggle about price Surprised


That's exactly what I'd be contemplating while I was driving through South Beach in my Ferrari 550 on my way to my Condo.

Tongue out
I've got *some* morals but lets be honest... a few minutes of something I don't necessarily enjoy for a lifetime of easy living... that's just shrewd business.


I don't know dude.. it sounds like a real PITA.
2009-12-22 10:45 AM
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I don't know dude.. it sounds like a real PITA.


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2009-12-22 10:47 AM
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JPS0135 - 2009-12-22 11:45 AM

I don't know dude.. it sounds like a real PITA.


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But... but.. I just meant with all the media attention.  That's all. 

2009-12-22 10:55 AM
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Leegoocrap - 2009-12-21 6:45 AMI've got *some* morals but lets be honest... a few minutes of something I don't necessarily enjoy for a lifetime of easy living... that's just shrewd business.


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