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1. Pandas aren't bears. Are you serious?

2. bear-they have a Tiger!  GEAUX TIGERS...

panda bear

n : large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet; in some classifications considered a member of the bear family or of a separate family Ailuropodidae [syn: giant panda, panda, coon bear, Ailuropoda melanoleuca]

Of course dictionary.com could be wrong too.

I am soft and cuddly, maxie-poo.

Or are you saying I have two black eyes?

Like Haley, I don't think of Pandas as bears, though I guess they are. Give me a good ol' American black or brown bear any day.

And nutria skin wallcoverings. A coffee table with alligator legs. A twelve-pointer on each wall. A diorama featuring stuffed crawfish at the poker table. And so on...

Well, up until today, they were all either pictures of me or pictures in my possession.

This one though, is special. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

You'd be in some deep doo doo if you had a Panda Bear rug, as they are an endangered species.

You could always say you hit it with your car. That's what they say if caught with an out-of-season deer around here.