Friday's Worthless Thread

Chuck Norris lies awake in the soft light of the night light crying on his pillow because he isn't David Carradine. 

http://www.57strat.com/tattler/kickass.htm

Im bored at work already. Its been a long week.

"The only time Chuck Norris doesn't kick *** is when he has new shoes, and he doesn't want ass-prints to dull the shine."

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and Chuck Norris is from Painlandia

So Janelle, now that you mention Friday the 13th....

If a black cat walks in front of me while I'm riding on my bike trainer under a ladder while holding my open umbrella, should I throw salt over my shoulder or just pray that Chuck Norris will come and put me out of my misery with a swift roundhouse to the throat?

By the way, you must forward this thread to 10 friends within 6 minutes or you will forever have bad luck.

Actually pray that Vin Diseal will come to the rescue

You mean Vin Diesel?  You know the price for your mistake is death, right?

I wonder what type of crazies are going ot be at the pool tonight when I swim??

it can't be any worse than the 8 people trying to share 2 lanes when i was at the pool last night.

Was one of them Chuck Norris? Cause I heard Chuck Norris swims like a lead jellyfish. 

Imagine that...

That's freakin hilarious.

Chuck Norris & the others couldn't hold this Master's jock strap.  And he's got the best theme song.

That's even funnier, ask him if he can do a roundhouse for ya.

This is a worthless thread.

I gotta joke:

Three priests and three boys are in a sinking boat. One priests shouts "we gotta save the boys." The second one shouts "f*&k the boys." The third shouts "think we have time?"

Damn...there went my new year's resolution of not getting any threads yanked.