Multivitamin / Supplement

I supplement mainly with Dihydrogen Monoxide, in fact, I drink litterally gallons of the stuff during heavy training.

The best thing about it is that, besides being relatively cheap, at this point in time, there are no sports-sanctioning bodies screening for it in amateur or professional competition, including the International Triathlon Union, World Triathlon Federation, and I don't believe the International Olympic Committee is testing for it yet, so I'm sure many of the world's top athletes will no doubt be doping with this stuff next month.

I agree that there is no room for doping in competition, but I figure, until it officially becomes a banned substance, then why not give myself any extra edge during training and competition that I can get?

www.DHMO.org

Have your read that web page? My god man! I'll give you just a few quotes...

"Is it true that using DHMO improves athletic performance?

Absolutely! With the numerous allegations of amateur and professional athletes using anabolic steroids and/or blood doping to enhance performance, virtually no attention has been paid to the performance enhancing properties of Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is perhaps the sporting world's dirtiest of dirty little secrets that athletes regularly ingest large quantities of DHMO in an effort to gain a competitive edge over an opponent. One technique commonly used by endurance athletes in sports such as distance running and cycling is to take a large amount of DHMO immediately prior to a race. This is known within racing circles to dramatically improve performance.

Sports-medicine physicians warn that ingesting too much Dihydrogen Monoxide can lead to complications and unwanted side-effects, but do acknowledge the link to improved performance. DHMO is not currently considered a banned substance, so post-race urine tests do not detect elevated or abnormal levels of DHMO. "

Nothing to bad here I guess... but wait!

"What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?"

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

• as an industrial solvent and coolant,
• in nuclear power plants,
• by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
• by elite athletes to improve performance,
• in the production of Styrofoam,
• in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
• as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
• in abortion clinics,
• as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
• as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
• in cult rituals,
• by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
• by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
• by pedophiles and pornographers (for uses we'd rather not say here),
• by the clientele at a number of homosexual bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
• historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
• in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
• by the Serbian military as authorized by Slobodan Milosevic in their ethnic cleansing campaign,
• by many terrorist organizations,
• in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
• by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software SDKs,
• in animal research laboratories, and
• in pesticide production and distribution."

Or how about this?

What is the link between Dihydrogen Monoxide and school violence?

No amount of performance improvement could make me put this into my body! My favorite was " is often found in pre-cancerous tumors"

people come to BT to find safe training advice... from reading this page it dosent take a rocket scientist to determing that this MAY be safe, but overwhelming evidence sugests it is not. Wether or not something is a banned substance is not a measure of its safty... just legality. the most amazing thing is I took all this info off a pro DHMO site!

Shhhh.....you're ruining it. 

My science teacher made us go to that site last year. Very funny as half the class didn't understand...

Awww...I was busted waaaay too early to have any fun!

Last year I posted the same thread and it got pretty heated before someone quashed the fun.

I never even got to post the link to where Lance Armstrong admitted to using DHMO during the Tour.