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2006-06-25 11:16 PM

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Subject: Just say No to crack!

Just a friendly public service announcement to my fellow triathletes.  Please, please, please check to make sure that your tri suit or tri shorts are not wearing a bit thin in the hiney region. As I was so slow yesterday in my race, I saw plenty of people pass me on the bike and much to my dismay, saw more butt crack shining through old and thin shorts than I ever care to see....both men and women!

 JUST SAY NO!



2006-06-25 11:39 PM
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Abear2 has made this complaint at some races this year. The other day I was on a ride and a car containing three women pulled alongside and one yelled something in Spanish and the others burst into laughter. The first thing I thought of was butt crack.

It sounded like this "su grieta del extremo está demostrando". Can anyone translate that?
2006-06-25 11:47 PM
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Donmk- I was probably just that they thought you had a great @ss.... at least that's what I would tell myself!
2006-06-26 7:40 AM
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donmck - 2006-06-25 11:39 PM

Abear2 has made this complaint at some races this year. The other day I was on a ride and a car containing three women pulled alongside and one yelled something in Spanish and the others burst into laughter. The first thing I thought of was butt crack.

It sounded like this "su grieta del extremo está demostrando". Can anyone translate that?


Yea, they basically just said you're showing your crack.
2006-06-26 8:59 AM
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donmck - 2006-06-26 12:39 AM Abear2 has made this complaint at some races this year. The other day I was on a ride and a car containing three women pulled alongside and one yelled something in Spanish and the others burst into laughter. The first thing I thought of was butt crack. It sounded like this "su grieta del extremo está demostrando". Can anyone translate that?

Har....one of those free online translation sites translated it to this: "its crack of the extreme is showing"

2006-06-26 9:57 AM
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Along the same lines....for women, if you decide to swim in a white sports-bra....keep in mind what happens to them (the bra and the boobs) when they get wet/hit cold water. Did my first tri a few weeks ago and woman came out of the lake ready for a wet t-shirt contest!


2006-06-26 10:23 AM
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"If you see a sign that says 'say no to crack' and it reminds you to pull your jeans up..." - Jeff Foxworthy
2006-06-26 10:29 AM
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jknapman - 2006-06-26 11:23 AM "If you see a sign that says 'say no to crack' and it reminds you to pull your jeans up buy new tri shorts.." - Jeff Foxworthy
2006-06-26 10:46 AM
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AbbieR - 2006-06-26 10:57 AM

Along the same lines....for women, if you decide to swim in a white sports-bra....keep in mind what happens to them (the bra and the boobs) when they get wet/hit cold water. Did my first tri a few weeks ago and woman came out of the lake ready for a wet t-shirt contest!


Well I always look like that no matter what color I wear, what can I say. I can't help it, bandaids don't stick in water.

About the guy in the race that I keep complaining about...yes I saw him at Saturday's race. When he is standing up, the shorts are fine, it is the bending over on the bike that makes it bad. I was tempted to say something to him about it, but I just didn't have the kahunas to do it. He is 61 and always wears the same shorts..no shirt and for some reason in the first few races I was always behind him. Not this time! Yay!

BTW, Donmck has an awesome hind side!

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2006-06-26 10:47 AM
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AbbieR - 2006-06-26 9:57 AM

Along the same lines....for women, if you decide to swim in a white sports-bra....keep in mind what happens to them (the bra and the boobs) when they get wet/hit cold water. Did my first tri a few weeks ago and woman came out of the lake ready for a wet t-shirt contest!


SSSHHHHH YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US


2006-06-26 10:47 AM
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This is also a very good test of who your real friends are.  I have a pack with some of my riding buddies, that we will tell each other if our shorts are wearing thin. I did demote a pair recently that I feared was thin, that way, I didn't have to worry about anyone telling me! Now, those are "trainer only" shorts.

I thank you for this PSA!!! 



2006-06-26 11:31 AM
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I had that opportunity  problem at my race yesterday and ended up making her my Pace Booty on the bike. 

No complaints here.

My compliant is with the guy who looked like he was wearing a woman's bikini bottom as it was tied on each side.  Middle aged man too.  Did NOT need to see that.

Pace Booty still made up for it.

2006-06-26 12:01 PM
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haa haa haa haa

Noted!!!

2006-06-26 2:16 PM
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Pace Booty, now I know what to call it when I explain it to my friends (when its pleasant).
I look at the thin shorts dilemma this way, if I see Nasty Crack, not Pace Booty, but Nasty Crack, It only motivates me to pick up my cadence a bit. Maybe I would not have pushed as hard if I hadnt seen it. So, in a sick sort of way, thank you Mr. Nasty Crack, and THANK YOU Pace Booty!
2006-06-26 2:21 PM
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Hmmmm......

May have to modify the sig line to add "Pace Booty" in place of "ponytail".
2006-06-26 2:22 PM
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Actually, I have no idea what they said, I just put "your butt crack is showing" in an online translation program.

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donmck - 2006-06-26 12:39 AM Abear2 has made this complaint at some races this year. The other day I was on a ride and a car containing three women pulled alongside and one yelled something in Spanish and the others burst into laughter. The first thing I thought of was butt crack. It sounded like this "su grieta del extremo está demostrando". Can anyone translate that?

Har....one of those free online translation sites translated it to this: "its crack of the extreme is showing"



2006-06-26 2:25 PM
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ryanlc - 2006-06-26 2:16 PM

Pace Booty, now I know what to call it when I explain it to my friends (when its pleasant).


Agreed. Now I know what to call it when my gf gets in front and I suddenly can't concentrate on cycling anymore.
2006-06-26 2:26 PM
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Excellent. So what if they did say that? - the translation thing. Or it could have been along the lines of "that boy crazy. Who in the world would ride in this heat?"

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2006-06-26 2:57 PM
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JBrashear - 2006-06-26 3:25 PM
Agreed. Now I know what to call it when my gf gets in front and I suddenly can't concentrate on cycling anymore.


Let's be honest here. That's called being a male.
2006-06-26 3:04 PM
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Did my first tri a few weeks ago and woman came out of the lake ready for a wet t-shirt contest!

I think I was at that race too.  I was like, "Oh, honey... we need to talk." 

2006-06-26 3:14 PM
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madkat - 2006-06-26 4:04 PM

Did my first tri a few weeks ago and woman came out of the lake ready for a wet t-shirt contest!

I think I was at that race too. I was like, "Oh, honey... we need to talk."



Newfound motivation for doing a triathlon.......


2006-06-26 4:01 PM
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madkat - 2006-06-26 1:04 PM

Did my first tri a few weeks ago and woman came out of the lake ready for a wet t-shirt contest!

I think I was at that race too.  I was like, "Oh, honey... we need to talk." 



Karen-did you do the Mermaid tri in Fremont?
2006-06-26 6:34 PM
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JBrashear - 2006-06-26 3:25 PM
Agreed. Now I know what to call it when my gf gets in front and I suddenly can't concentrate on cycling anymore.


Let's be honest here. That's called being a male.


Point taken, but I do have a preference for my gf's, uhh, ponytail.
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