Dear Lou Holtz:

I left the Catholic Church 20 years ago.  I just couldn't, for the life of me, continue being a part of any religion that covered up the nearly systematic abuse of children at the hands of Priests and other Church officials.

Still, time has passed.  I admit there have been times when I wonder if I should head back to the Church to see if there is anything I can grab hold of from my youth.

I see you nearly every 4th commercial during the college bowl games exhorting people like me to "come home".  At least that's what it says at the bottom of the screen.

I might consider it based on your words because I respect you.  You seem like a good spokesman for the Church.  A good man.  If only................

I could figure out what they hell you are saying!!!!!!   

I imagine even God is broke up laughing.