Piggyback to breast feeding

Screw that fat pretentious pasta eating a**hole.  My son's needs come first and if he needs to pee in a sink, then tubby can deal with it.  Should he make a remark in the presence of little Mac, he deals with my foot up his a**.  Although being a super-clyde at 6'3", 240lbs may not be the ideal size and weight for tri racing, it's pretty good for whooping the a** of some guy who looks crosseyed at my son.

(I'm a little testy this week...sorry)

Good for you. Do what you have to do and I wouldn't have been disgusted by seeing that.

After a race last month while loading up the car, we see a little boy holding 'it' and needing to go (about 40 feet away). We're in a field, no bathrooms or anything around. The mom puts him next to a tiny tree and tells him to go ahead. We start clapping and cheering and he laughs. She apologizes that he is potty training and I said no need (it was funny) and its good for him to learn; better than in his pants. Bravo little man!

Thats what I'm talkin about!! I'm waiting for the day to re-enact the brick wall scene from Big Daddy with my son.

And peeing on a wall with my son post gives me a red star!!

I was oblivious to the fact that men's room didn't have baby changing stations until I was at the store and said i would change my God Son.  I got in there and there was no where to change him.  I thought long and hard and went out, grabbed a plastic bag and put it on the floor with tons of wet wipes.

Keep in mind this was the 1st time I'd ever changed a diaper!  I used about 30 wet wipes and was very MAD that they didn't have a baby changing station.  Now I make a mental note when I see one in a Men's room.

YEAH...Red STar post!!!

MomX3 - 2006-07-28 1:46 PM  I have the perfect "hold" so that I can lift them up and still not get pee on my legs (my dad invented this one I'm pretty sure )

Is there a pamphlet with a diagram for this? Not like it really matters to me, he peed on me the first time I changed his diaper. "Daddy needs another shirt. And can someone wipe down that wall behind me?"

ROBIT79 - 2006-07-28 1:56 PM

MomX3 - 2006-07-28 1:46 PM  I have the perfect "hold" so that I can lift them up and still not get pee on my legs (my dad invented this one I'm pretty sure )

Is there a pamphlet with a diagram for this? Not like it really matters to me, he peed on me the first time I changed his diaper. "Daddy needs another shirt. And can someone wipe down that wall behind me?"

The hold is for the girls - I didn't think you'd need to hold up the boy - I thought he stood up and aimed on his own.  I've also been peed on many times by the baby boy - it's funny what doesn't gross me out anymore.

LOL - So, so true! 

MomX3 - 2006-07-28 2:04 PM

ROBIT79 - 2006-07-28 1:56 PM

MomX3 - 2006-07-28 1:46 PM  I have the perfect "hold" so that I can lift them up and still not get pee on my legs (my dad invented this one I'm pretty sure )

Is there a pamphlet with a diagram for this? Not like it really matters to me, he peed on me the first time I changed his diaper. "Daddy needs another shirt. And can someone wipe down that wall behind me?"

 

The hold is for the girls - I didn't think you'd need to hold up the boy - I thought he stood up and aimed on his own.  I've also been peed on many times by the baby boy - it's funny what doesn't gross me out anymore.

Yes he does. I'll call on you when we have a girl.  Yeah, becoming a parent must turn off the gene that causes embarassment and the ability to be grossed out. It also activates a gene that produces an antibacterial enzyme in your saliva after a few months. Mommy spit can clean up the Exxon-Valdez oil spill in 10 minutes flat.