Iron man reality show idea (Page 2)

Never thought I'd see "good lube, and my Bible of course" together in a sentence...

You're right, she wouldn't last.

Us real southerners would though. Bear, the show should be filmed in the swamps with local fare for dinner. See how long they'd last...

Why would we want to eat a crawbug when there's lobster to be had?

You've obviously never had good boiled crawfish.

Besides, Haley, after five minutes of training in this heat and humidity, those Yankee wusses would be calling their mommies to come get them, heading back to their revered hills with their short-bus-colored bikes and their tails between their legs.