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2007-06-17 9:07 PM in reply to: #117 |
Champion 13323 | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld I kept seeing this Seinfeld thread in the 'last replied' spot in COJ the last few days...I came into see what all the excitement was about...I finally got a response to my 2003 thread! Thanks Comet! That posts lonely days are over... |
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2007-06-18 6:27 AM in reply to: #847906 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld Ron - 2007-06-17 9:07 PM I kept seeing this Seinfeld thread in the 'last replied' spot in COJ the last few days...I came into see what all the excitement was about...I finally got a response to my 2003 thread! Thanks Comet! That posts lonely days are over... I was wondering how long it was going to take these supposed 'sharp' COJers to realize it was an old thread! Someone challenged my COJ Queen position and I think I just proved myself. Great thread Ron, truely a classic. 4 years old and it picked right up. |
2007-06-18 6:32 AM in reply to: #848100 |
Champion 5615 | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld Comet - 2007-06-18 7:27 AM Ron - 2007-06-17 9:07 PM I kept seeing this Seinfeld thread in the 'last replied' spot in COJ the last few days...I came into see what all the excitement was about...I finally got a response to my 2003 thread! Thanks Comet! That posts lonely days are over... I was wondering how long it was going to take these supposed 'sharp' COJers to realize it was an old thread! Someone challenged my COJ Queen position and I think I just proved myself. Great thread Ron, truely a classic. 4 years old and it picked right up. This is probably the most interesting part of it: 2007-06-17 2:20 AM (#847314 - in reply to #117) Post #117?! This had to be one of the first ever threads in CoJ (or on BT, for that matter). All Hail Comet. Queen of CoJ! Edited by CubeFarmGopher 2007-06-18 6:35 AM |
2007-06-18 6:41 AM in reply to: #848104 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld CubeFarmGopher - 2007-06-18 6:32 AM This is probably the most interesting part of it: 2007-06-17 2:20 AM (#847314 - in reply to #117) Post #117?! This had to be one of the first ever threads in CoJ (or on BT, for that matter). All Hail Comet. Queen of CoJ! That's what I'm talkin' about! Have a great day COJ, I'm off to class. I'll be back tonight. |
2007-06-18 6:51 AM in reply to: #117 |
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2007-06-18 8:11 AM in reply to: #117 |
Master 1932 Savannah, | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld George : Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong. George : Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea. Elaine : Well, there's no telling what can happen from this. Jerry : You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cos salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it. George : Good for the tuna. ( A blonde looks at George ) Elaine : Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you. George : So what? What am I supposed to do? Elaine : Go talk to her. George : Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women. Jerry : Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them. George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should. Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!( He goes over to the woman ) George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction. Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me. ( G takes a deep breath )George : My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Victoria : I'm Victoria. Hi. This is my favorite episode ever. I also love any mention of Art Vandelay, the architect. |
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2007-06-18 9:08 AM in reply to: #117 |
Extreme Veteran 732 Omaha, USA | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld I watch the re-runs at least twice a day on TBS when I get home from work. It doesn't matter what episode is playing I always think "This is my favorite episode", of course until the next one come on. I get made fun of by my closest friends and my wife for knowing just about every line in the shows history. My mom and I always liken actual events to those in the show or talk about the re-runs from the night before as if the show was a new episode. If I must: "Oh, yeah? So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrub women for sexual favors! No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you!" My face is all craggly, it's crinkly!" "It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in seventy-two hours. What did you expect?" "Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face." "It looks like an old catcher's mitt. And your teeth, your teeth are all brown." "Look away, I'm hideous." "That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch." "Is it Lupus? It's Lupus isn't it!!" "And you want to be my latex salesman!?!?" "Are we finished here?" "Done." Edited by VeganMan 2007-06-18 9:09 AM |
2007-06-18 9:20 AM in reply to: #117 |
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2007-06-18 10:51 AM in reply to: #117 |
Master 1696 Surprise, Arizona | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld "He's a loathsome, offensive brute...yet I can't look away" - woman considering purchasing the Kramer painting
"Feels like an Arby's night" - David Puddy |
2007-06-18 1:55 PM in reply to: #117 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: STOP SHORT Gotta Love Frank Costanza.
Frank: In a car, with my wife. He stopped short. You think I don't know what that's about? That's my old move! I used it on Estelle forty years ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! [Demonstrates] Hmmph! I stopped short. Jerry: Really, stopping short. That's a good move. Frank: You're not kidding it's a good move! |
2007-06-18 2:21 PM in reply to: #847470 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld Matchman - 2007-06-17 12:05 PM George: You just yada yada-ed the best part Elaine: I mentioned the bisque I LOVE that line (the bisque). |
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2007-06-18 6:14 PM in reply to: #117 |
Extreme Veteran 445 pinoy city | Subject: RE: regarding seinfeld no soup for you! |
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