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Question - Why did the bear S#!+ in the woods?





Answer - He was doing a triathlon with 500 people and only 6 port-a-jons!


2014-06-17 9:14 AM
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q. How do you know someone's a triathlete?

a. They tell you.
2014-06-17 10:17 AM
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?







Stick with me and we will go places.
2014-06-17 5:18 PM
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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings!

2014-06-17 5:27 PM
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Originally posted by d00d

q. How do you know someone's a triathlete?

a. They tell you.


I heard it as : How do you know if there's an ironman finisher at a party? A: Within five minutes they will tell you.
2014-06-17 8:53 PM
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A triathlete shows up to a race on a new bike.
His friends all ask him where he got it.
He replies: "Well I was out for my run when this absolutely gorgeous woman rides up to me and stops. She threw her bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'take what you want.'"


2014-06-18 12:37 AM
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Originally posted by b2run

A triathlete shows up to a race on a new bike.
His friends all ask him where he got it.
He replies: "Well I was out for my run when this absolutely gorgeous woman rides up to me and stops. She threw her bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'take what you want.'"

now THAT'S funny!
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