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2004-07-19 3:48 PM

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Elite
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Subject: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
but if I start doing some of the stuff I've seen suggested on this site she'll definately have me committed. Here are some of my favorites:

1) Spending $4000 on a bike (that I might get away w/ if she gets $4000 in diamonds!)
2) Getting up before 5:00 am to work out (I'd better walk the dog while I'm up)
3) Shaving my entire body (who knows, maybe she'd enjoy that one)
4) Taking an ice bath (can't imagine there would be ANY benefit to her for this one) and finally,
5) freezing my beer (other than the accidental "quick chill" that I left in too long.)

To all of you fanatics, I thank you for making me look semi-additicted. Now excuse me while I run over to the tri-shop for new pair of shorts, goggles, tri-bars, belt and some Gu!

There must be some I missed that others found a "little odd" - plz share, Mark


2004-07-19 4:07 PM
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Subject: you forgot.....

Discussing bloody nipples (or putting band-aids on them for prevention)

Feet with less than five toenails apiece

Frozen eyebrows from running in the cold

Owning more lycra than an 80's hair band

obsessive training log-keeping

Funny looking suntans

What did I forget?

It's a wild ride, hold on tight

2004-07-19 4:08 PM
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
I am coming to triathlon's from bodybuilding...funny thing is, many of the same symptoms. LOL!
2004-07-19 4:43 PM
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
$4000 in diamonds. For my $1700 bike I had to gut the master bathroom and bedroom. New tile, carpet vanity, paint. Then she got to go shopping. I'd say you are getting off easy.

Plus she won't even let me bring my bike in the bed!!!
2004-07-19 5:08 PM
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
Using your vacation time to go do Tris.

Planning vacations by looking at what swimming/biking/running you can do in the area.

Looking to see whether there are any races when/where you are going on vacation.

Dragging your friends and family up at 5am to come watch you for the 5 minutes you spend in the T area during the race.

I'm sure there are more...
2004-07-20 2:55 AM
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
Being the only one in the family who is happy when if the weather is a bit cooler than usual in the summer.

No one else understands the significance of riding the same 25 mile bike ride 2 minutes and 13 seconds faster than you did last week.

You take pleasure and great pride in workouts that 99% of the population thinks you should have a psych evaluation for doing.

Actually eating something called GU.

And, to echo Dave and Chris, talking about bloody nipples with a straight face and planning vacations around Tri's and workouts....guilty on all counts your honor!!


2004-07-20 7:54 AM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
How about getting excited about doing something that causes strange feelings of numbness...Cindy
2004-07-20 10:15 AM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
My wife thinks I am crazy because I consider only working out once in a day as a rest day.
2004-07-20 10:30 AM
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Master
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
hahaha These are *so* true! I'll be honeymooning in Hawaii in September, and I tried my best to get there in time for the sprint tri on Oahu on Sept. 19th, but I just couldn't work out the timing. Is it insane to want to do a tri on one's honeymoon?? I think it might be.

Kelly
2004-07-20 1:01 PM
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
Kelly,

Not at all. I'm doing a tri for my birthday in September. :D

-Chris
2004-07-20 1:06 PM
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Master
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
I don't know, Chris--a honeymoon and a birthday don't seem exactly in the same category!! You're crazy, Chris, but Kelly is completely off her nut! (o: But in a good way...

Dana


2004-07-20 1:11 PM
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
I agree w/ Dana!,Kelly you need SERIOUS HELP! How does one even brouch that subject?

"Uh Honey, instead of the helicopter ride, I think I'll do tri!"

That must some man you got there, Kelly!

All in fun,
Mark
2004-07-20 1:21 PM
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Subject: RE: My wife already thinks I'm nuts,
speaking of bloody nipples I havent had those in a really long time. they must have become callous and I didnt even notice.
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