Jim and Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
>doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
>
> Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
>
> One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
> Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
>
> He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
>
> Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
> pulled Jim out.
>
> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital; for she
> now considered her to be mentally stable.
>
> When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news
> and bad news.
>
> The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
> another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a clearly
> sound mind.
>
> But, the bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
> bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after ! you saved him. I am so
> sorry, but he's dead."
>
> Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry."
>
> "How soon can I go home?"