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 2006-10-18 3:58 PM |
Expert  783    Spokane, Washington |  Subject: Cats and DogsExcerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am: Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am: A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am: A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am: Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm: Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm: Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm: Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm: Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm: Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm: Wow! Watched TV with my master! Heavenly! 11:00 pm: Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 683 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -- and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captives have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now.... |
| 2006-10-18 4:39 PM in reply to: #572080 |
Pro 4174 Keller, Texas | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs LOL...I forwarded that to about 10 people |
| 2006-10-18 5:42 PM in reply to: #572080 |
Champion 6285  Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs One of my favorites. I never get tired of this one! Dogs are just so simple, aren't they? In a good way, mind you. You always know where you stand with a dog. |
| 2006-10-18 5:45 PM in reply to: #572080 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs Thats hilarious! |
| 2006-10-19 9:20 AM in reply to: #572080 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs Yea! Dogs. |
| 2006-11-15 9:58 AM in reply to: #572080 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: Introducing Cha Cha |
| 2006-11-15 10:42 AM in reply to: #599883 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Introducing Cha Cha BellinghamSpence - 2006-11-15 8:58 AM Why did you put the fuzzy little chew toy in the picture with the dog??Not much to train with, but a joy none the less. Sitting with her step brother Butter.
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| 2006-11-15 11:36 AM in reply to: #572080 |
Expert 783 Spokane, Washington | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs Oh! Quick fuzzy chew toy story... May not translate well to a forum post but here goes... We have two dogs, the lab mix in my avatar and a fluffy scaredy dog about the same size. One day the fluffy one was coming around a corner on the hardwood floor, stopped, opened her eyes wide, tried to dig her toenails into the floor, and slowly slid backwards back around the corner. Avatar dog had grabbed her tail and was pulling her back. Ok, guess you had to be there... |
| 2006-11-15 11:53 AM in reply to: #600013 |
Champion 6285 Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs That's hilarious! I can just see one dog pulling the other dog's tail! I love when my cats scare each other. I feel evil for laughing, though. |
| 2006-11-15 12:01 PM in reply to: #572080 |
Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -- and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! This cracks me up everytime I hear it. |
| 2006-11-15 11:03 PM in reply to: #572080 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs She is still small. But developing very good anerobic capability. Funny to watch her tuck in her tail, lower her rear hindquarters (redundant) and zip around the house, under chairs with the big dog chasing her. Sometimes she forgets to lower her head under chairs. Also have seen her go head first into the sliding patio door glass. Wet Pomeranian.
Edited by BellinghamSpence 2006-11-15 11:04 PM |
| 2006-11-15 11:09 PM in reply to: #572080 |
Champion 6285 Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am: Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am: A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am: A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am: Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm: Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm: Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm: Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm: Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm: Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm: Wow! Watched TV with my master! Heavenly! 11:00 pm: Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The version I saw had: |
| 2006-11-16 10:44 AM in reply to: #572080 |
Expert 760 Mt. Morris, IL | Subject: RE: Cats and Dogs A dog's view The human feeds me, shelters me, and cares for me, He must be god A cat's view The human feeds me, shelters me, and cares for me, I must be god |
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