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2004-08-04 10:16 AM

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Subject: Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned substances by the French!!
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a backbone...


2004-08-04 11:01 AM
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Subject: RE: Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned substances by the French!!
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Damn, bear, you scared me out of my wits, then brought tears of laughter. I needed that. You are one funny SOB (again, meant as a compliment).

That is beautiful. It just kills 'em that he's just that good, doesn't it?
2004-08-04 3:53 PM
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I had reservations about posting this, it was soooooooo politically incorrect, but what the heck, even the French can laugh at themselves, can't they?
2004-08-04 4:13 PM
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2004-08-04 4:52 PM
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Subject: RE: Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned substances by the French!!
I saw this earlier today and nearly had a heart attack waiting for the rest of the post to open! It wasn't opening fast enough for me, so I opened a separate browser window and went right to the Tour site which of course said nothing about it. Then I went back to the first window and read the rest of the joke... hahahaha That person got me good.

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2004-08-04 6:12 PM
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A heart attack! Did you think that some of us cannot handle things like this? I almost choke on my coffee; very funny man.

2004-08-04 6:31 PM
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Subject: RE: Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned substances by the French!!
OMG! I just about had a heartattack, and then I just about pee'd my pants. Bear, your humor is uncategorizable (sp??)!!!

  • .. and appreciated!

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    2004-08-04 6:51 PM
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    Subject: RE: Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned substances by the French!!
    Yeah, thanks for the jolt to the system, I was falling asleep at work, now I'm WIDE awake. I forwarded it to my boyfriend, whom I should now call to see if he's still alive..... MY KINDA HUMOR! Keep it up guys. Laughter's the best medicine.
    2004-08-04 10:13 PM
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    T'anks, D
    2004-08-06 2:46 PM
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    Geez, a little warning next time. That's the best Coke alert I've had in a long time. Thanks!

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    2004-08-06 3:19 PM
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    Subject: RE: Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned substances by the French!!
    Funny, the joke has made it's way around the internet and back to my computer. This time someone added to the last sentence:

    "including testicles and a backbone..."

    2004-08-06 3:40 PM
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    Subject: RE: Lance Armstrong Busted for Banned substances by the French!!
    What can I say that hasn't already been said! I experienced the heart attack, followed by the wave relief and laughter... Seems to be about how it goes!!!
    2004-08-06 3:51 PM
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    Shouldn't it be "testicle" singular.... or did he grow a new one?
    2004-08-06 7:47 PM
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    By Jove, I believe you are correct. I don't think gonads are capable of regeneration.
    2004-08-06 8:54 PM
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    My 18 yr old told me this one [minus the ball/backbone part] with a PERFECTLY straight face and the timing of Chevy Chase.....it was priceless!

    2004-08-10 9:13 AM
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    hehehe

    I knew it couldn't be true that Italian doctor of his is more careful than that.


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