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Don't take this as political. Insert any names you want.

What is the hold up????

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's thehold up?""Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them onfire.We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."The driver asks, "On average how much is every one giving?"

"About a gallon"



Edited by Marvarnett 2007-02-01 10:31 AM


2007-02-01 10:41 AM
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2007-02-01 11:59 AM
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Yeah, I've seen that with the names changed to George W. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, et al.

Classic. 

2007-02-01 1:14 PM
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Marvarnett - 2007-02-01 10:28 AM

Don't take this as political. Insert any names you want.

What is the hold up????

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "What's thehold up?""Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them onfire.We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."The driver asks, "On average how much is every one giving?"

"About a gallon"



That would be worth it even when gas was over $3 a gallon.
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