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2007-03-24 1:24 PM

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Champion
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Subject: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
Went out on my bike this morning and saw a dead mink on the side of the road.  I was only about 10 miles out when I passed him and didn't want to carry a dead mink with me on my ride but I decided to get him on the way home.  I had a mini-leatherman tool in my seat pack with a small blade so I'd just take the hide. 
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On the way back I stopped and skinned him right there on the side of the road.  I hit my watched when I stopped and when I started back riding again and my mink-skinning split was 6 minutes flat.  I found an empty Kroger plastic bag and put the pelt in there, put it in my pocket and rode home.  When I got home, my son and I finished cleaning/scrapping/preparing the hide. 
OK then, you might be a redneck if you stop to take road kill hides on your bike ride! 
~Mike


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2007-03-24 1:27 PM
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Expert
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!

That wasn't road kill, it was the on course nutrition for IMKY.

2007-03-24 1:28 PM
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2007-03-24 1:30 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!

Swim cap.

Lara - 2007-03-24 1:28 PM

ok.. so you've got the pelt..  but now what do you do with it????

2007-03-24 1:35 PM
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COURT JESTER
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
DerekL - 2007-03-24 12:30 PM

Swim cap.

Lara - 2007-03-24 1:28 PM

ok.. so you've got the pelt..  but now what do you do with it????

Davey Crockett style with the tail   

or the lining of new tri shorts?



Edited by tupuppy 2007-03-24 1:35 PM
2007-03-24 1:40 PM
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
I can see that happening around Wilson...but not with anything as exotic as a mink. Possum, yes. Mink, no.


2007-03-24 2:20 PM
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
YOU DA MAAAAAN!  I'm so happy when I can point out people to my wife who are more redneckish than me.
2007-03-24 3:31 PM
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Expert
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!

Donate it to the "Hair Club for Men".

Ernie 

2007-03-24 4:35 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
I keep seeing David Ogden Stiers in Better Off Dead with the aardvark coat...
2007-03-24 4:43 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
Weren't you like covered in blood? I know nothing about this topic, as you can tell....
2007-03-24 5:30 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!

Bobby Lamonte - 2007-03-24 2:40 PM I can see that happening around Wilson...but not with anything as exotic as a mink. Possum, yes. Mink, no.

Whoops....



Edited by RedCorvette 2007-03-24 5:37 PM


2007-03-24 5:33 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
Bobby Lamonte - 2007-03-24 2:40 PM I can see that happening around Wilson...but not with anything as exotic as a mink. Possum, yes. Mink, no.




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2007-03-24 6:01 PM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
OK, that was just hilarious, but honestly (and maybe this belongs on the weird quirks thread), I am very superstitious about passing road kill. I won't do an out-and-back if I pass road-kill on the way out.

Kristen
2007-03-24 11:05 PM
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Coach
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
When I was little, in my very formative years, my dad used to keep borax and heavy duty garbage bags in the trunk of the car. When ever he would pass ANY type of fresh road kill, he would skin it, pour borax on it, put it in the bags until he could 'process' it at home in our suburban garage.

We had lots of stretched skins all over the place, chipmunks, deer, squirrel, raccoon, etc...

2007-03-25 9:35 AM
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Master
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
I know exactly where you're coming from...my dad does the same thing with raccoons. Never does anything with the pelts, so there are like 25 of them in his workshop at their house.
2007-03-25 9:46 AM
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
Rogillio - 2007-03-24 2:24 PM
OK then, you might be a redneck if you stop to take road kill hides on your bike ride! 
~Mike

 

MIGHT BE ???? Wink



2007-03-25 9:58 AM
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Master
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!

Yep - yer a red neck.  So what are you going to do with it?

2007-03-25 10:31 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
CalgaryRunner - 2007-03-25 9:58 AM

Yep - yer a red neck.  So what are you going to do with it?

 

I haven't the foggiest idea...although I do like the swim cap suggestion!  My son asked if he could have it and I told him he could. 

~Mike 

 

2007-03-25 11:23 AM
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Master
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!

Not only are you a Redneck but you are a  Redneck Environmentalist the fact that you picked up and used the Kroger bag proves that  And wait there is more you are also a recycler.  You are a multifaceted complex man.

2007-03-25 11:40 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
CBarnes - 2007-03-25 12:23 PM

Not only are you a Redneck but you are a  Redneck Environmentalist the fact that you picked up and used the Kroger bag proves that  And wait there is more you are also a recycler.  You are a multifaceted complex man.

Al Gore would be proud. 

Mark

2007-03-25 12:40 PM
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
RedCorvette - 2007-03-24 6:33 PM

Bobby Lamonte - 2007-03-24 2:40 PM I can see that happening around Wilson...but not with anything as exotic as a mink. Possum, yes. Mink, no.

Hey, that looks like my truck!!


2007-03-26 6:15 AM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!

Hey how cool would a mink seat cover be on your bike.

In honor of your handi-work:

DR. QUINN (contd.)
                     (into phone)
                  Your lambs are still for now, Clarice,
                  but not forever... You'll have to earn
                  it again and again, this blessed silence.
                  Because it's the plight that drives you,
                  and the plight will never end.

2007-03-26 7:45 AM
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Champion
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
You could tie some awesome flies for fly fishing...
2007-03-26 7:49 AM
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
DerekL - 2007-03-24 1:30 PM

Swim cap.

Lara - 2007-03-24 1:28 PM

ok.. so you've got the pelt..  but now what do you do with it????

Banana Hammock.  With a belt loop for the knife.

2007-03-26 8:45 AM
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Subject: RE: Dead feller on side of road....I took his coat!
De Cracker - 2007-03-26 7:15 AM

Hey how cool would a mink seat cover be on your bike.

In honor of your handi-work:

DR. QUINN (contd.)
                     (into phone)
                  Your lambs are still for now, Clarice,
                  but not forever... You'll have to earn
                  it again and again, this blessed silence.
                  Because it's the plight that drives you,
                  and the plight will never end.

I thought Dr. Quinn was a medicine woman?

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