Funny Running T-Shirt Sayings

I found these on the web and thought they were pretty funny.

Funny T-Shirt sayings (seen at races over the years):

Friends Don't Let Friends Run Marathons
In My Mind, I Am A Kenyan
My Sport Is Your Sport's "Punishment" (girls cross-country t-shirt)
Fartlek: It's a running thing!
Go hard or go home
In order to get to heaven, you have to raise a little hell. Train Harder.
You can run faster but it is going to hurt.
According to the surgeon general it's OK to smoke your competition.
American by birth, Kenyan at heart.
Don't be mad at me because I beat you, be mad at me because I beat you bad.
Everyone has their own way of running. Mine is just better than yours.
Follow my path to the silver
Wanna go for a run? How about an easy 10. Miles, not minutes.
Here's your view for the rest of the race!
Hey, I think I just passed you!!!!
Hold my medal while I kiss your girlfriend.
How does my butt look from back there?
I know I run like a girl, try to keep up.
If you can read this we are probably warming up.
Is it me, or have I lapped you once already today??
Our endurance is from training, but the good looks are natural
Please say ZOOM!! I need sound effects.
Running doesn't build character, it reveals it.
Running is Life. The rest is just vomiting, exhaustion, and blisters.
Some people ask how I run so fast. To them I say, "Why, what do you do when you hear a gun?"
The man on top of the mountain didn't fall there.
Where were you at six a.m.?
Runners don't die, they only smell like it.
Running won't kill you, you'll pass out first.
While you were sleeping I was producing lactic acid
This seemed like a great idea 18 weeks ago.