I have been a very good boy all year. Could you bring me:
a race number belt,
Dura Ace pedals,
a Giro Pneumo helmet, yellow,
Carnac TR6 Tri shoes, yellow,
a one piece Cervélo tri suit, yellow and white,
a new pair of Asics 2090 running shoes,
a Tacx Excel Ergotainer,
a Cervélo P2k, size 58, custom painted yellow, and
a 2005 Jaguar S Type. (If I get the Jag, I promise to be an extra good boy next year!)
Please can I have another bottle of WILLPOWER, as mine has run out a few times this year and needs filling up, preferably with the X-LITE version this time. The triathlon bug you sent me last Christmas has been great and I'm wondering if you could send one for Mrs Pikle, as she keeps complaining about "not getting it". Finally I would like some of the open water swimming solution that lots of my tri-buddies have got as I think I'm going to need that the most.
Thanks in advance, and if you need some help pulling that sleigh then let me know and I'll plan it in as a strength building bike session.