Ryder Cup.....

There is nothing sillier than a bunch of grown men, nattily dressed, running around a cow pasture, and trying to push a ball into a hole, unless it's the spectators at the event who are forced to stand stock-still and not breathe.

Ummm...wait...I spend my day swimming in a rubber suit, then changing to spandex and silly shoes in order to ride and run in public.

Nevermind then.