Post your Favorite Scout quotes here

Everything he says is quotable...to wit:

"I have a twinge where the top of my right leg meets my right butt cheek"

Yeah, who the hell is Scout?  He's so not quotable. 

Just go to any TAN, pick a page, and find a quote by Scout. It's this easy:

 "Take out the swimming, and maybe the cycling, and I'm down." 

"You forgot inebriated." 

"It was running, not beer.  Sorry to disappoint."

Great. Quotable inanity.

From the Minion thread:

Not sure who's been urinating in your Fruit Loops lately, but you could ask them to stop...

You're the closest thing to a Fruit Loop I've seen in some time, if you're being urinated on I wouldn't know anything about it.

Bear, are you tapering by any chance?

Nope. Injured.

bummer

It's just that you seem especially curmudgeonly, which is fine, but bordering on meanspirited (see above, smiley notwithstanding), which is not.

Sorry you're injured--that sucks.

Still trying to figure out who this "Scout" person is you all seem to adore.

Admit it, bear, you like him, too.  In a weird, same way you like Jim, sort of way. 

I have nothing against Scout, he's my favorite non-triathlete here in BT Land. Nothing against Jim either, he's just sooo easy to make fun of.

Hmmm....yes, this part is true. 

Ahhh well, guess I'm on the "S" list. 

If "S" stands for "Special", then yes.

Wanna be a scooter?  You can be on the list of people I call "Scooter".  Of course, I usually call them that because I cannot, for the life of me, remember their actual names..... 

Thanks, but no. I actually know a Scooter (one that hasn't been indicted), but if you knew me, you'd know there is no way that's going to work...

You can still be special.

Now, let's get this thread back to this wonderful-sounding Scout fellow.  I'd love to read more of his witticisms.  They amuse me.