Subject: RE: Fun at work... - Revival... Well, it happened again - there was a balloon orgy in my friend's office last night. This is the email that was waiting for me this morning when I got to work:
Subject: I have evidence!!
It would appear that when I arrived ready for a full productive day of work this morning, there was a 'balloon orgy' in my office. The party of the latex first appeared last year, and now it lifts its ugly head again much like the Great Pumpkin we all know from Charlie Brown. Well, I have one trick up my sleeve that the perpetrator may not be aware of. I am a follower of the Discovery Channel; the many shows that deal with crime and criminals, thanks to my wife I get to watch these shows in great detail and learn from others mistakes..... After cleaning up the 'party' this morning, I saved several samples in my special collection bags given to me by the FBI (yes, this is the same FBI that has had the pleasure of watching J. Edgar Hoover wear 'man pretty' clothes ). These samples are being shipped to the crime lab in Quantico Virginia this morning by special courier. I will find the villain that dared to use my office as a house of disgust for the 'balloon people.' Because I believe I am what you would call a super sleuth, I am certain I included the perp. in this Email...... They even had the guts to place a Polaroid picture on my way beside the last one... Like rubbing a dogs nose in its own mess..... Have you no soul? With that I have to say this..... I will get you... I know where you live.... and by the way; you can't swap computer keys as easily on a lap top as you found out!!! I got your name, I got your number, your A$$ is mine.... : )
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