CoJ invades my real life - I'm going to hell but he'll date me anyway (Page 2)

Well once you get the other person screaming and hear who they call out to, shouldn't that give a clue?

Yeah, discussing the prospect of eternal damnation is a great way to bask in the afterglow.

Renee, he's a missionary, trying to get to the missionary position.   See, it all makes sense.

TW

call me a romantic, but the whole idea of considering my marriage of being symbolized by being "yoked" just brings to mind images of beasts of burden.......  not that marriage isn't work, but "yoked"?  nope..... 

and I wasn't high - just looking for a bit of vicarious "thrill"

Don't mess with....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1747352231705012430&q=missionary+man&total=3859&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

this makes me think of that "Seinfeld" episode, in which Elaine's boyfriend Puddy thinks she's going to hell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrOWGXYoerI

oh yeah!

sounds like dating him would have been the real hell.

I've been out of the dating scene, oh, 22 years (crikey!) what does "first conversation" mean?  Is that newspeak for something or was this just... the first conversation?  Over the phone?  In person?

I guess, what I don't get, unless you desparately needed some new CoJ material, or were being overly generous with your time, or were cornered in a booth, is why you allowed the conversation to go on so long?  For me, it got weird just after the pause........ 

Now you know what you need to up your game.  A rousing bout of religious conversion!!

Best done over cocktails, I think. 

If you are Rynamite, it involves a Text Message.

As a single guy, I like to think of guys like that as "Helpful"

They make me look better by comparison!

speaking as someone who will soon have been married to the same person for 15 years...

two beasts of burden yoked together is actually a very good analogy

Isn't there a Buddhist pub that you could hang out at?

If not.....maybe you should open one.

Good luck!  I haven't dated in ...... decades.