HOLIDAY PARTY!!!!! (Page 5)

Yes, because often while wondering the halls of my local retirement center I here the piped in stylings of Everclear's Santa Baby, or the Smithereen's version of Rudolph.  And even though they really enjoy Run DMC's Christmas in Hollis, they refrain from playing it for fear of the rash in dislocated hips the break-dancing always results in.

Oh.... Well that's better

I should have had confidence that you weren't going to kill us with Bing Crosby or Inglebert Humperdink. 

As hostess and Mistress of Ceremonies....I have to put my freshly (albeit ugly) manicured foot down and say x-nay on the karaoke-nay. 

Oh....and Paulette.....did I ever answer you to say that you can bake the pizza off in my oven? That will work just fine!  I think I answered you in my head, but nobody else noticed. Weird.

Thanks Aaron! She wants somebody "Funny, Smart, and Loyal". With the amount of money I make, I wonder how funny, smart, and loyal she would find me?

I'd go for it, except that my qualifications are a bit different from: "Dumber than a doorknob, likes putting out on the camera for millions to see, and dumber than a doorknob.

And there's Chris still with his dogs. OH! I guess you have to actually race to get a race action shot to use for an avatar! *SNAP*

You're clearly talking to Chris and not me, right?

Ok, ok, ok.....all of this BUTT talk is making me itch!

THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT MY PARTY!!!!  Revert back to that please before Harry jumps our shite!

Fine.

I've decided what I'm going to make for your party.

A cake that looks like your butt.   

I only police tri-related threads. This is like the AZ Cup of Joe to me

I think a drinking contest for the pink crocs is in order.